Zombie Hands Heart Valentine’s Day Shirt
HA! You and your soulmate, together forever, vividly imprinted on your chest. It’s a Zombie Valentine’s with these lovely green and bloody zombie hands. Grins more like it. A great gift for any set of lovers. Brains or not. 100% cotton; heather grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; All other colors: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. Lightweight, classic fit, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. What more can you give… Other than a limb and a smile?
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Zombie Sock Puppet
Lamb Chop isn’t looking too Good! HA! This Sock Puppet is not your Normal Sock Puppet for Sure! It’s a Zombie Sock Puppet that’s Green, Hairy, and very, very Bloody! Your Two-Year Old will LOVE this! BAh ahahahahaha! This…
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Zombie Coloring Pages
Looking for something to do while we quarantine during the zombie apocalypse? Well… grab your crayons, markers and pens, for these pages are dying for your bloody creativity. They’re zombie coloring pages in a beautifully designed, 8.5″ x 11″,…
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Zombie Bloody Attack Pillow Case
Sweet Dreams… Don’t let the Bed-Zombies Bite! HA! It’s Creepy Pillow Case Covers that will Cuddle your Head, just like a Zombie Mouth! Quality Product, Detailed Graphic Artwork Design, these Pillow Cases (Set of Two) Feature a Gruesome Zombie…
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Zombie Blood Drip Nail Art
LOL, these are Funny! Bloody Fun! Nail Art that looks just like Dripping Zombie Blood! How Dire! You get 20-25 Transfers Per Pack, with different Colors of Blood and even a “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies” Nail Art. FUN…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Double Trouble Zombie Baby
HA! This is Funny Shit! It’s a Double Trouble Baby Zombie Prop that’s Hilarious and Creepy! This Bloody Zombie Twin (with TWO HEADS) is the Perfect Gruesome Addition to your Zombie Undead Scene or Party. How can you NOT…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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