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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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Biohazard Zombie Wig
Awesome!!!! It’s like Shag Carpet from the 60’s (or an Austin Powers Movie), only this time, it’s ZOMBIE HAIR! A Fun Colorful Green Wig that Transforms any Ghastly Makeup into THE WALKING DEAD! Adult Size, Neon Green, Toxic and…
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Walking Dead 2016 Calendar
The Zombie Apocalypse is Coming… Oh wait, that’s New Years! My Bad! So why not Start the New Year out right with a Little Rick, Daryl, Coral, Carol, Glenn, and Michonne from AMC’s Hit TV Show; The Walking Dead!…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Gory Green Zombie Earrings
HA! These Earrings Crack me up… Gory Green Zombie Earrings that are Exactly what they seem. Frightening Zombies, Ghastly and Horrific, with Pink Brains, Gums, Shooting Eyes and Gnarly Teeth, Perfect for the Undead Soul. Great Dangle Earrings made…
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Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy
Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…
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Zombie Coin Purse
Be Careful reaching for that Coin, you’ll Lose a Finger or Two. For it’s a Scary, Green Zombie just Waiting for Brains… (Or Credit Cards, Jewelry, Dollar Bills…) It’s a Fun Coin Purse that’s Perfect for any Zombie Fan….