A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small but Worth the Buy for the Laughs!” Sounds like FUN to me. Pick up a Copy of “A Zombie’s Guide to the Holidays, It’s a Wonderful Afterlife!” and have a RIOT Today!
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Smokin Dead Zombie Ashtray
This Gruesome Ashtray is the Perfect item for any Zombie Collection. This Two Piece Ashtray looks Complete, but Remove the Top of the Skull and Voila! An Ashtray! Great Zombie Decor, Gnarly Open Mouth and Teeth, and a Empty…
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Zombie Cleaver Shelf
LOL… Oh man, this is Awesome! A Zombie Shelf that any Undead, or Walking Dead Fan would Love. A Handmade Zombie, Green, Bloody, Brainy, with a Huge Cleaver Shelf in its mouth. How Beautiful! And, well, CLEVER! HA! A…
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Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…
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Transparent Zombie Mask
Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…
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Zombie Boy Limb Eater
NOM NOM NOM… It’s your Little Zombie Boy… an Undead Prop that will leave everyone Limbless. For this Bad Boy is Hungry and Feasting on a Bloody Severed Leg. YUMMMMM! Plus, it’s Animated! The Head Moves, the Mouth Eats,…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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