Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Chia Zombie
This Chia Pet Zombie Collection is Ghoulish, Scary and Frighteningly FUN! Makes a great gift for Anyone or any ZOMBIE! Comes with a Convenient Plastic Drip Tray and Chia Seed Packets for 3 Plantings! Planting and Care Instructions are…
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Zombie Wound Temporary Tattoos
This is the Ultimate Party Gift… Temporary Zombie Tattoos… Hell, I’d wear them every day! :) Featuring Bloody Scars, Zombie Battles, Gruesome Gore that will look ideal dripping down your Chin. For this pack has 60 Wound Tattoos that…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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See Hear Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters
HA, these are the Walking Dead Zombie Undead See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters that are Perfect for the Computer Monitor, Book Shelf, or Desk. Fun, Bloody, Zombie Statue Figurines that are 4″ Tall,…
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Zombie Tarot Card Reading
Wait a Minute… A Zombie Tarot Card READING? Did you know you could do this? Get a Real Tarot Card Reading ONLINE? WHAT FUN!!! This $5.00+ price is for One Reading with a Zombie Tarot Deck. It’s the Perfect…
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Zombie Rat Pen
HA! Well this Pen is something Different and Creepy! It’s a Writing Pen with a Green Zombie at the End, and it has a Mouthful of Bloody Rats in its Teeth! LMAO! Black Eyes, Red Brains, and little Zombie…
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Beta Zombie Mask
Beta… Killing me! Love her character, love the plot (not as much as Negan, of course), but she is a force for sure. And last week, I thought she and Daryl were goners. WOW! Good job on the show….
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Zombie King Night Light
Yeah, this is Exactly what I want to see every night when I go to bed… A Zombie King Crawling towards me, lit-up, of course. For it’s a Frightening Night Light, that’s a Zombie Lovers Delight. With a High…
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