Zombie Straight Razor

May 31, 2018

The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!

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