Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Zombie Outbreak Steel Blades
What a Great Gift Set. It’s a Smooth Natural Bone Handle Zombie Trapper Gift Set in a Tin Gift Box. The Double Blades are Rust-Resistant Tru-Sharp Surgical Steel Blades that are 4-1/8″ Closed. Item Weights 1 lb, comes with…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie Tarot Card Reading
Wait a Minute… A Zombie Tarot Card READING? Did you know you could do this? Get a Real Tarot Card Reading ONLINE? WHAT FUN!!! This $5.00+ price is for One Reading with a Zombie Tarot Deck. It’s the Perfect…
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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Walking Dead Can Koozie
Oh Boy… That talk with Negan and Dwight last night… INSANE! I about Crapped my Pants. He’s Done! That’s all there is to it. Better just Sit Back, Relax, Pop a Cold One, and Enjoy! For the Walking Dead…
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