Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Finger Wedding Favors
Beautiful. I DO love these… Wedding Favors made Specifically for the Undead at Heart: Til Death Do We Part. And not only are these Zombie Fingers the Perfect Visual Eye-Candy, but they’re Absolutely Edible too. Created using a Blend…
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Stretchy Nylon Zombie Mask
Okay, this Zombie Face Mask is Scary! It’s made out of Nylon and you Stretch it over your Head to Create one Crazy Creepy Effect! Truly Terrifying, this Lifelike Zombie Mask is the Answer to a Quick Zombie Costume…
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Zombie Bounce House with Slide
Your next Party needs this Zombie Bounce House Slide (Wet or Dry) Combo! Featuring Eye-Catching Graphics of Zombies and other Walkers and Biters that have come back from the Dead, Partygoers can jump away from the Undead inside the…
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Zombie Horror Mask And Chest
SICK!!!!!!!! This zombie horror mask is frightening and gross. Featuring a slip over full head costume, with an entire chest and rib plate as well. Fantastic design, bloody, scary, and FUN! Made of high-quality 100% natural environmental rubber latex,…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Kids Bloody Zombie Costume
OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well….
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Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit
I may need this when the Zombie Horde comes for me… Or if Negan shows up at my door! It’s The Walking Dead Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit, and it contains some Incredible Goods: First, it’s a Custom Wide Mouth…
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