Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Eggpocalypse
Nope, nope, this isn’t the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s the Zombie Eggpocalypse!!! Because these Brains, are made of EGGS! HA! It’s a Zombie Head, Decapitated, Ready to Host your Favorite Egg… Raw, Boiled… Unborn, whatever… And a Toast Mould, for…
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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Horror Bloody Zombie Mask
Talk about getting Hit in the Face with a Frying Pan… WOW! This Zombie is Unreal… And Undead! It’s a Frightening Mask that will make everyone SCREAM! Featuring a Full Over-the-Head, Slip on Mask that’s Made out of Latex,…
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You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Mushroom Pendant
Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…
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