Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Property of Negan Necklace
“Who are you?” “I’m Negan!” And Negan OWNS everyone! Including this Sweet Necklace. It’s a “Property of Negan” Pendant that True Walking Dead Fans will LOVE… Especially after Sunday’s episode… WHERE IS NEGAN? He’s Here. Cast in a Silver…
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Walking Dead Inspired Fake Newspaper
News like this will be REAL someday: PANDEMIC SWEEPS THE COUNTRY… And I can’t wait! Featuring a Fake Newspaper Print that you can Frame and Hang on your Wall (Frame not included), Right from The Walking Dead AMC Show….
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Tony Moore Walking Dead Gel Pens
When you gotta Write during the Zombie Apocalypse, make sure you use these Zombie Gel Pens. It’s just Cooler… With Blood Dripping from your Brains. 2 Gel Pens, Featuring Art Work from The Walking Dead Zombie Comic Artist Tony…
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Zombie Toy Bunny Rabbit
With Easter coming (in just 9 days), it’s time to think of Cute Little Stuffed Bunny Rabbit Toys… Won’t the Kids just LOVE them in their Easter Baskets? Awwww… Unless you’re a Zombie Freak. Then, well, you get the…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Ragdoll Zombie Pinata
This is a Ragdoll that’s surely a HIT! Literally… Talk about a Rambling Roaming Undead at your Next Party… Made to Order, these Handcrafted Fun Pinatas are Unique, Green, and Charming. Choose from 3 Different Sizes: 2′, 2.5′, or…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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