Zombies Campfire Winter Scarf
…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal thing to Grab and Head for the Hills when the Apocalypse hits. 100% Polyester, Super Soft Material, Warm, 60″ Long, 8″ Wide… Sort of like your Intestines. Eh? :)
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Zombie Corpse Wig
LOL! Talk about BED HEAD, this is DEAD HEAD! HA! Get that Risen-From-The-Grave look with this Grave Zombie Wig. No Flesh-Hungry Undead Monster Costume is Complete without this HAIR. And this Wig Features a Blend of Grey and Green…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Zombie Snot Shots
Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……
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Zombie Couple Wine Glass Set
Just think, you and your Zombie Hunting Buddy can Sip your Wine in Style as the Horde Breaks down your Door… How Romantic! It’s a Fun Wine Glass Set Featuring a Lovely Zombie Couple. Him and Her, Undead, and…
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Zombie Window Scene Decoration
This Zombie Window Poster Decoration is 3’x 5′ and Fits most Windows. Featuring 3 Bloody Zombies that Welcome you Home with Scary Yellow Eyes, and Hands Ready to Grab. Your Neighbors will LOVE you. The Apocalypse is coming… Simply…
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Sock Monkey Zombie Costume
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the BEST Costume for your Child! HA! It’s a Sock Monkey that’s a ZOMBIE! Freaky Sock Monkey with Pointy Teeth and a Bloody Body, talk about SCARY! Costume Includes: Jumpsuit, Velcro Closure, Detachable Tail,…
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Don’t Open Poop Inside Onesie
Okay, I literally laughed out loud when I saw this… Talk about Shocking! Truthful, but YIKES!!! Perfect for the Walking Dead Fans, this Adorable Onesie comes in 3 Different Colors; Black, Heather Gray, and Navy, and Delightfully reads: Don’t…
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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