Zombie Hunter Vest
Hunting Zombies? Going on a Zombie Run? Paintball? No matter your Sport, there’s a Jacket Vest that’s Ideal for YOU; the Zombie Killer! Now you can be the Baddest Rock Star of the Apocalypse with this Fabulous Green Camo, Sleeveless Zombie Vest. Lined in Satin for Comfort, this Vest has Small Pockets for Communication Devices or Extra Ammo. Attach Carabiners to Haul around Weapons or Provisions, and the Neon Paint Reacts to Blacklight; it GLOWS in the dark! How Freaking Cool!
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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Creepy Zombie Coffee Cup
Bloody Beverage anyone? How about a Big of Brain in a Bubbling Caldron of Brew? It’s a Creepy Zombie Cup that will have everyone Screaming. Featuring a Handmade Coffee Cup, with the Illest Zombie Ever; Green Skin, Rotting Nose,…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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The Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
UGH! WHY JESUS? The Walking Dead is Killing me with all these Character Deaths. Give it a rest, alright? Sheesh! First Rick, then Maggie (gone), then Jesus… And we only got to see him kick butt once? Man, that…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Jelly Workshop
Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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