Bloody Zombie Ring
Oh this Ring reminds me of the Time I stuck my Finger in a Zombies Head… Yeah, a Total Nightmare. But this Ring is a Gorgeous Nightmare that anyone can own. A Zombie Ring that’s made from a Creepy Doll Head, Lot’s of Acrylic Paint, Resin, Rot and BLOOD! Yeah Buddy! Barbie doesn’t look so Hot… Made for a Size 7.5 Finger, you can Slip it on and just Stare at those Glossy Eyes all day. WOW!
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
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Zombie Gotcha Game
Zombie Gotcha, by Mattel Games, is a creepy-cool kids game that locks players in a house with a zombie, then challenges them to escape by “unlocking” each of their doors. Match two key cards of the same color to…
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Funko POP Walking Dead Bicycle Girl Zombie
The Walking Dead – Days Gone Bye, and the Bicycle Girl, go down in History (with a Bullet that is). It’s one of the Most Famous Scenes that Started the Franchise and it still Haunts me today (Watch it…
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Walking Dead Sword Stand
Okay Walking Dead Fans… Have Sword? This can help… For we all know you have one of those Katana Swords like Michonne has… And if not, WHYYYYYY? Because this Sword Stand is the Ultimate Prop Holder for all your…
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Zombie Body Pillow Cover
LMAO! This Cracks me up… For all those People that have one of those Massively Long Pillows, called a Body Pillow, this is the Cover for you. A Horrible Case, 20″ x 54″ Cotton, Featuring a Bloody Zombie with…
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