Dead Inside Doormat

October 20, 2016

Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather Resistant Paint, reading “DEAD INSIDE”. The Lettering is Scarlet Red and the Zombie Arms Creeping up from the Bottom are Black. Great Greeting… BRAINS are the Main Dish! Welcome!

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