Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather Resistant Paint, reading “DEAD INSIDE”. The Lettering is Scarlet Red and the Zombie Arms Creeping up from the Bottom are Black. Great Greeting… BRAINS are the Main Dish! Welcome!
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Green Glass Zombie Leg Pendant
Oh Man, if every Zombie was made out of Glass, do you know how much FUN that would be? Talk about a SMASH! (Negan would LOVE it!) But what’s even Better? This Glass Zombie Leg… A Great Looking Small…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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Chia Zombie
This Chia Pet Zombie Collection is Ghoulish, Scary and Frighteningly FUN! Makes a great gift for Anyone or any ZOMBIE! Comes with a Convenient Plastic Drip Tray and Chia Seed Packets for 3 Plantings! Planting and Care Instructions are…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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