One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener
HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features Magnets on the Back so it can Hang on your Refrigerator! That way you can Quickly Stick your Bottle in it’s EYE… and let it “POP”!
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Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer
HA! I Love this… It’s a Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer that’s right up your Undead Alley… Featuring a Hand Carved WOOD Organizer, with a Snarling Zombie Head and Menacing Eyes, and sticking out of his Brains, a KNIFE! Bloody,…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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Zombie Killer T-Shirt
HA! This Shirt looks like you were Attacked while Playing Football… It’s the ZOMBIE Apocalypse, RUNNNNN! But no Worries, because you are on the ZOMBIE KILLER Team, and you’re looking to Kick Butt! And you know what? There’s nothing…
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African Voodoo Zombie Mask
Holy Moly, I would Crap my Pants if I saw this in an Alley… Talk about Frightening. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s VooDoo Heaven. Featuring an African VooDoo Zombie Mask, with Dried Dark Skin, Sunken Cheeks, Rib Cage, Neck……
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Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays
Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…
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Zombie Valentine Day Party Paperback
The Rancid family wants to help mend their friendships with their human friends. What better way than to invite them to a Valentine’s Day party? The kids make invitations and help decorate. Sabrina has some gross ideas for games….
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