Zombie Tinder Fire Starter

February 13, 2017

I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!

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  • Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…

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  • Baby Zombie Poncho

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  • Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth

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  • Zombie Bunny Gummy Guts

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  • Zombie Dog Costume

    LMAO! Now this is FUNNY SHIT! It’s a Zombie Costume for your Pet! HA! All this Zombie Dog wants to do is to Sink his Teeth into your LEG! NICE! Just imagine your Dog Roaming around and Scaring People……

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