Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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Easy Designs Zombie Coloring Book
This ZOMBIE Coloring Book for Kids the Perfect way to Relieve Stress and Aid Relaxation while Enjoying Beautiful and Highly Detailed Images… Of Zombies. The Undead. Walkers… Gory. Scary. Spooky. But Charming at the same time. Printed Single Sided…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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Student Bodies Zombie Board Game
Student Bodies is an Intense Horror Survival Game that breaks all of the Typical Zombie-Game Plots. The Players start Bitten at one end of a Zombie-Infested Hallway, and must Run down the hall in order to find an Antidote…
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10,000 Zombies, 10,000 Stories!
Great, Great Idea… A Zombie Book that’s Insane, Fun, and Extremely Creative! It’s a Book Filled with Zombies, Stories, and everything is Interchangeable. The Heads, the Torsos… The Blood! You can mix the Stories and the Zombies to Create…
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