Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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Zombie Movie Kit
Create Movie Magic with your very own Zombie Film Studio Kit! Each Kit Contains a Film Backdrop and all the Characters and Props you need in order to make your own Cinematic Masterpiece. Once you’ve come up with a…
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Walking Dead Music
There’s nothing better to listen to in the dark, then Music inspired by the Walking Dead! Talk about Freaking yourself out! Song titles include: Zombie Kill, The Walking Dead, Death Letter, Sleepwalker, Now I’m Feeling Zombified, Blood in the…
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Zombie Virus Pendant
This is a 1ml Glass Bottle Necklace that holds the Zombie Virus! One Swig of this and it’s all OVER! Cool Creepy Pendant that’s Corked and Suspended from an 18″ Silver Tone Ball Chain. Virus is also available in…
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Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card
Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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