Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…
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Zombie Brain Coaster Set
SWEET! These are the Coolest Coasters I’ve ever seen… They’re Zombie Coasters featuring BLOODY BRAINS! NICE! Creepy Zombies surround this Eye-Popping Coaster Set (you get 4 Flesh Brain Coasters, made out of Cold Cast Polyresin). Hand Painted and Polished,…
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Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice…
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Raincoat Zombie Terrarium Necklace
LOL, Oh Boy, this is one Zombie that would be FUN to hang around. Especially in the Rain! He’s got a Bright Yellow Raincoat on, Bloody of Course… A Stumbling Zombie rambling through the Graveyard (RIP Tombstone), made out…
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Zombie Survival Playing Cards
What a Great Set of Playing Cards to Own! It’s the Zombie Survival Deck that Contains 52 Different Images that can Help you Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Don’t get Caught Unprepared Especially when you’re Playing a Serious Card Game…
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Zombie Piggy Bank
Fill the Zombie with Coins (Until they Explode!), for it’s a Zombie Piggy Bank that will Encourage Kids to SAVE! Featuring a Colorful Creepy Undead Freaky, this Bank is 100% White Glossy Ceramic, 3.6″ High, 3.2″ Wide, with a…
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Women’s Zombie Short Sleeve Dress
Fun, Cute, and Bloody too. It’s a Short-Sleeved Dress that will look Grand in a Zombie Apocalypse. Featuring a 100% Polyester Dress, Pull Over, Machine Washable, Printed Fabric Dress with Zombie Guts, Ribs, Bones and Blood. Charming! Sizes Small…
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Feed The Zombies Coaster Set
Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…
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