Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Zombie Easter Basket
Oh Man, I would have LOVED this as a Kid. It’s the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Easter Basket with a Zombie Chocolate Bunny! PERFECT for the Zombie Fan… With Easter coming, grab up these Goodies including; a Survival Paracord Bracelet,…
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Animated Toxic Zombie Prop
If you want to keep people away, especially today, use this prop. It’ll keep everyone at a safe social distance. It’s a fun, animated prop that features a green, toxic zombie, with eyes that light up red, a head…
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Zombie Coloring Book
I believe when you’re coloring Zombies, you only need two colors: RED AND RED! Right? Well, you’ll need lots of Fun Bloody Colors when you Color this Crazy Zombie Coloring Book. For these Illustrated Zombie Designs will provide Hours…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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Aquabot Zombie
Now these are COOL! You’ve probably seen the Air Swimmers before… the Remote Control Sharks that Swim through the Air… Well, now the game has CHANGED… Introducing ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! Air Swimming Sharks that are Zombified and Look Bad…
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