Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener
HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features…
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Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays
Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…
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Beware Zombies Mouth Face Mask
Freak people out at Airports with this Creepy Face Mask… It’s a Mask that covers your Nose and Mouth and makes quite a statement. A Fun Face Mask that’s White with Red Blood Splatters and Reads “BEWARE ZOMBIES”. 100%…
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Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter
HA! This is a Terrific Party Activity and a Perfect Gift for Kids and Adults. It’s a Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter that comes 4 to a Pack. Join the Festivities and Pass the Marshmallows, for it’s Time to Battle…
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Zombie Tales Tank Top
Crazy, Creepy, Cool and Comfortable… That’s what this Tank Top is. Especially with The Walking Dead! For it’s a Zombie Tales Tank Top, featuring “Monster Unleashed” Massacre Dawn of the Dead, and it’s Stunning in Detail. Made of Cotton/Polyester…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Makes me Smile and LAUGH! It’s a “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! HA! Ain’t that the Truth? This is a…
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Zombie USA 4th Of July T-Shirt
I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of…
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