Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque Zombie Eyes, Bloody Balls of Fire Starter, you’ll be Blazing and Warm in no time. Temperate Climate Controlled, over 2 Hours of Burn Time, Easy Light Wick, Spark Light… All you need now, is the Horde!
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Zombie Attack White Beanie Cap
LMAO! I’d like to see this… It’s a White Skull Beanie Cap that Features a Frantic Chicken running from some Zombies! HA! Wear a Zombie Attack on your Head and Keep your Brains Warm, for the Zombies are Coming……
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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9 Pairs of Zombie Socks
If the Zombies are coming, you better have your Zombie Socks on, because those Suckers are fast! Fun Zombie Socks for the Zombie Lover… 9 Unique and Colorful Socks, made out of 98% Polyester and 2% Spandex, will Adorn…
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Walking Dead Survival Kit
This is KICK ASS COOL! It’s a One Person, Walking Dead Survival Kit… Officially Licensed by AMC of course. Designed to Assist One Person Survival for 72 Hours with little to not much else. This Kit is Housed is…
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Zombie Dress Up Fridge Magnets
Decorate any Magnetic Surface with this Awesome Magnet Zombie Set. Featuring a Zombie with Zombie Clothes, you Overlap the Magnets to DRESS your Zombie up! Approximately 7″ x 10″, this Strong, Full-Sheet, Flexible, Vinyl Zombie Set comes with Brains,…
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Walking Dead Zombie YETI Tumbler
YETI Tumblers are all the rage… Everyone has one, even The Walking Dead! For this Custom Handmade YETI Rambler Tumbler is Full of Zombies, and your Favorite Drink. Coated in an Awesome Lime Green and Walking Dead Zombie Pattern,…
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Kids Bloody Zombie Costume
OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well….
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