Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have for any Bartender! 2 in 1 Bar Tool is Designed to Conveniently Slip One End Underneath the Liquor Pourer Rim of a Liquor Bottle providing Ideal Leverage. Hand Painted, Beautifully Detailed, a Great Gift for any Zombie Fan.
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Adult Zombie Onesie
Oh Boy, this Onesie is IDEAL for the Adult Zombie Fan. Featuring a Zombie Onesie, that’s Fun, Colorful, and Sized Medium. Height Approximately 5’5″-5’8″, Chest Approximately 24. 4″, Sleeve Approximately 28. 9″… It’s a Great Costume for Halloween, Parties,…
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Zombie Cat Book
LOL Get ready for some Laughs, because this Zombie Cat will make you ROAR! Delightfully called: Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty, it’s about Tiddles, a Cat who gets Savagely Attacked by a Nasty-Looking Radioactive Mouse, and…
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Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps
Well, if I ever see a Zombie Running Down the Road wearing these Platform Stomper Pumps, I’m gonna Laugh my Butt off! Really! Because these High Heels are Hilarious! Featuring a Green Zombie Head, a Bloody Face, Big White…
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Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup
Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from…
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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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