Walking Dead Chocolate Zombies
An Eye for an Eye, eh? That’s what this Yummy Treat is, for it’s Zombies, a Chocolate Feast! Zombie Head Chocolates, Scary, Creepy, so you can Bite their Brains out! HA! Handmade to order using the Finest Belgian Chocolate, you get one Chunky Lolly individually Wrapped in Cellophane… So Order enough for a Party, because Zombies are always WELCOME! Rawrrrrr!
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Feet Flip Flops
LMAO! Zombie Feet Flip Flops are just too Damn Funny! Ever want to Walk in the Shoes of a Zombie? Well now you can… Especially in the Morning before you’ve had your First Cup of Coffee! :) These Flip-Flop…
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Angry Swearing Zombies
LOL This is me if I ever turned… I’d be a F This Zombie! You get what you Bite, I guess. For this Adult Coloring Book has lots to Sink your Teeth into. Lots of Cuss Words that just…
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Death Zombie Bloody Horror Mask
What the Heck? This Mask is Definitely a HORROR FILM indeed… Talk about Scary. It’s a Zombie Clown, Freak, Bloody Mess, FRIGHTMARE, that’s Latex, White, Red, and Something Totally DEAD. But hey, at least it’s Environmental and Non-Toxic. Comfortable…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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