Zombie Farm Science Kit
This Garden has Unusual Plants; Grass that Grows Red and Green, a Silver Plant used in Witches’ Spells and Absinthe, a Plant that Grows Brains and more! This Zombie Farm comes with all kinds of Accoutrements such as Zombie Plant Stakes, Decals, and a Limited Edition Notchster – Drew the Droolin’ Zombie! This Garden even comes with Spooky Glow-In-The-Dark Gravel. Spine-Tingling Plants, Quick to Sprout, Guaranteed to Grow! What FUN!
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Zombie Sleep Mask
When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…
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Remote Control Walking Zombie
“Rawrrrrrrrr!” That’s me… Walking my Pet Zombie all over the place… And it’s easy with this Remote Controlled Zombie Walker. This Dead Dude Walks… err, Stumbles around at your Command. One Push of the Button Activates his Brain and…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Party Favors
Having an Undead Party? Then Stock up with this Zombie Favors Party Pack. Featuring 60 Favors in all, you get: 12 – I Love Zombies Bracelets; 12 – Zombie Necklaces; 12 – Goo Goo Eye Glasses; 12 – Realistic…
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Zombie Nation Clipper Lighters
This Lighter Bundle is Undead FUN! Light your Cigarette, Smoke, Fire, or House with these Charming Zombie Lights. Clipper Lighters, from the Zombie Nation Collection, that are Colorful, Easy to Hold, Click, and Flame whenever you need them. Great…
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Morphsuit Zombie Skinsuit
Man these things just Creep me out. They always look Freaking Scary and Nightmarish! And this Full Body Monster Zombie Skinsuit certainly is a Fright indeed. Featuring a Morphsuit made out of 87% Polyester and 13% Lycra, Ideal for…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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The Essential Zombie Coloring Book
This is a Beautifully Dire Coloring Book, full of Zombies that you can Color (Better stock up on plenty of RED). Zombies, Brains, Scares and Gore… If you Love Zombies, and you like to Color, well… What are you…
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