Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Zombicide Base Game
Zombicide is a Collaborative Game for 1 to 6 Players, 13 Years or Older. Each Player Controls from One to Four “Survivors”, Human Beings in a Zombie-Infested Town. Switching between “survivors” and “Hunters”, the Team must Constantly Keep the…
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Zombie Cow Butter Dish
“Mooooooooooo-re Butter Please!” Love all things Zombie? Even Zombie Cows? HA! How could you not? For it’s the Cutest Zombie Cow Butter Dish that you’ll ever see. With bloody Lips, Green Eyes, and Bloody Organs and Ribs, this Cow,…
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Zombie Backdrop Photo Studio Prop
Oh man, this is Perfect for Halloween… It’s a Photographers Dream… A Backdrop featuring a Horde of Zombies in the Mist. Beautifully Detailed, Creepy, Horrifying, it’s Ideal for Photos, and will make all your Images POP! Just like your…
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Zombie Mona Lisa Necklace
Oh Mona… A billion people stare at her every year… Don’t they know she’s Dead? As in this Very Funny and Cool Mona Lisa Zombie Pendant. A Horrible Version of Mona with White Glossy Eyes, Green Skin, Scars and…
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Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and…
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Daryl Dixon Men’s Vest
WOW! This is COOL! It’s a Replica of The Walking Dead’s Daryl Dixon’s Black Angel Wing’s Vest… HOW Bad Ass! Plus, it’s made out of Genuine Leather as well (not some Cheap Plastic Crap). This Vest is 100% Genuine…
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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