Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Shaun of the Dead Book
“Gleefully Funny And Gruesomely Gory!” This Graphic Novel is from the Shaun of the Dead Movie. Brain-Hungry Zombies Shamble through the Streets of London, but all Unambitious Electronics Salesman Shaun (Simon Pegg) cares about is his Girlfriend Liz, who…
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Zombie Virus Plush Toy
RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…
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World War Z Lab Zombie Mask
Holy Crap this is Frightening… It’s the Lab Worker from the Movie World War Z. Otherwise known as the Ebola Zombie Virus 59876… Nothing but Scary Nightmares! And with this Great Zombie Mask, you can Relive all those Wonderful…
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Wooden Zombie Ouija Board
CREEPY! YIKES! This Spirit Board is unlike any Board you’ve ever seen before… For this Ouija Board summons ZOMBIES! YES? A different take on the Classic Ouija Board, Handmade out of Wood, this Board features Zombies, Letters, Numbers, and…
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Zombie Head Lapel Pin
Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…
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Throw My Squirrel Underwear
Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…
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Zombie Feet Bookmark
Awwww, they’re so Adorable. Little Green Toes, Torn Pants, Bloody Stitches… Such Delightful Feet, Dead, Sticking straight up from your Horror Book… Because these Feet are ZOMBIE FEET! A Handmade Bookmark, created out of Polymer Clay, Plastic and Acrylic…
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Zombie Dead Eye Necklace
Talk about Third Eye Blind… Sheesh. It’s a Zombie Dead Eye Pendant that’ll Freak everyone out. Featuring a Gory, Gruesome, Realistic Zombie Eyeball that’s Sealed in a Crazy Creepy Eye-Bulging Pendant. YIKES. Handmade out of Genuine Leather and a…
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