Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Red Zombie Skull Purse
LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…
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Vegan Zombie Kitchen Towel
LOL This is something you don’t see every day… A VEGAN ZOMBIE! HA! These very Cute Kitchen or Bath Hand Towels are Vegan Style with a Gory Zombie Screaming out “GRAINS” instead of “Brains”. Fun, Attractive Zombie Prop that…
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Zombie Wine Bottle Holder
This Creepy Thirsty Zombie needs a Drink! Place a Bottle in this Gruesome Guy`s Upturned Hands and let him Drown his Deathly Sorrows! The Zombie`s Hands and Gory Mouth will Securely hold most 750 Milliliter Wine Bottles at an…
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Madison Clark FTWD Collectible Action Figure
Madison Clark from “Fear The Walking Dead” is a Bad-Ass, no doubt. I just LOVE her… (Still trying to Figure out what happened to her in the NOW???) Kind of looking like she Died or Went with the Vultures…
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Bye Rick, Walking Dead Tank Top
Ouch… This Hurts! It’s the “Bye Rick” Tank that Cuts like a Knife. With Rick Grimes, aka. Andrew Lincoln, leaving The Walking Dead… I’m losing my mind. I can’t even imagine him not being on that show. But then…
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Michael Jackson Zombie
The Ultra-Smash-Hit Album “Thriller” and the Unforgettable Title Track and Video left a Huge Mark on American Pop Culture. And this King of Pop Vinyl Figure makes everyone want to get up and do the Thriller Dance! Fully Assembled…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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