Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
via Amazon #Ad
-
Zombies Sock Monkey
LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a…
-
2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
-
Zombie Flamingos
LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…
-
RPG Metal Zombie Adventure Coins
LOVE RPG GAMES? Well these Coins are for YOU! Zombie Coins, Metal Discs with Horrific Images of Rotting Undead and Zombie Apocalypse Days. Perfect for Adventure Games, Role Playing, DND, LARP, any Live Action, Fantasy Game… They’re Full Metal…
-
Zombie Blood And Guts Workshop
Create your own Gruesome Special Effects with this Zombie Blood and Guts Workshop… Shock your Friends and Family with your Gory Undead Effects and Creations. Pickle your own Zombie Eyeballs, Slime Balls, Guts ‘n’ Gizzards, Blood Clots, Bogies, and…
-
Walking Dead Michonne Sling Bag
AWESOME! It’s such a Cool, Cool Sling Bag, for it’s The Walking Dead, Michonne Katana Sling Bag that’s a MUST-HAVE for Walking Dead Fans. Made out of Canvas, you can Accessorize like one of the Baddest Zombie Killers of…
-
Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
-
Zombie Tales Pillowcase
LMAO! What a FUN Gift for the Zombie Lover… It’s a Zombie Single Pillowcase Featuring Funny Zombies Sitting around a Campfire Telling Stories and Roasting Brains! HA! This Standard Pillowcase is 20″ x 30″ and made out of 220…
Prices could change at any time!