Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Zombie Earring Necklace Hanger Holder
Get your Bling ready for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Ultra-Cool Jewelry Hanger. It Holds Earrings and Necklaces with the Tips of its Undead Fingers. Featuring a Wall Mounted Zombie Hand, in your Choice of Green or Black, Bloody,…
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Zombie Slide Glove
These Freaky Cool Skateboard Slide Gloves are specifically Designed to be Functional and Practical! Perfect for Freeriding! Made with a Mix of Kevlar, Nylon and Suede for Light Weight, Durability and Breathability, these Fun Zombie Hands are Rotten, Blue,…
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Zombie Vinyl Dog Toys
I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one…
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Doberman Zombie Mask
SICK! This Mask would Scare the Heck out of me in a Dark Alley… YIKES! It’s a Doberman Zombie Mask that’s Terrifying and FUN! A Full Head Mask that Slips over any Adult Head (Ideal for Undead Cosplay), with…
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Night of the Living Deb
I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…
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Nerf Zombie Strike Inflatable Target
“RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Better get your Nerf Zombie Strike Gun and Blast away… And Shooting Zombies is Fun with this Inflatable Undead Target. Featuring a Scary Zombie (Like a Scooby Doo Version), that stands 36″ high, and can…
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Evil Bloody Zombie Baby Doll
Okay, I can’t Stop Laughing at this Baby… Just those Eyes are enough to Kill me… It’s Crazy! An Evil, Bloody, Mangled Baby, a Zombified Mess, and the Best Prop for Halloween. A Frightening Baby with a Heart on…
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