Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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African Voodoo Zombie Mask
Holy Moly, I would Crap my Pants if I saw this in an Alley… Talk about Frightening. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s VooDoo Heaven. Featuring an African VooDoo Zombie Mask, with Dried Dark Skin, Sunken Cheeks, Rib Cage, Neck……
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Coed and Zombie Stoner DVD
This Movie is the Coed and Zombie Stoner Movie! And the Customer Comments say it all… “I couldn’t Stop Watching this Film! Entertaining and Hilarious, full of Fun Twists. If you like Hotties, Zombies, and Stoner Comedies, then this…
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Zombie Cats Framed Art Print
Okay, I can’t stop Laughing at this… But you know it’s true. In the Zombie Apocalypse, there WILL BE Zombie Cats. No doubt! All looking for Brains and Cat Nip. Right? Featuring “Zombie Cats” by Jeff Haynie (a 30…
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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder
Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…
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Gore Zombie Box
Sick! What a Cool Creepy Box. A Zombie Box that’s Handmade, Gory as all get out, and Perfect for Storing all your Valuables, like Jewelry, Coins, Brainsssssss! With Bulging Undead Eyes, Rotting Teeth, Ripped Gums and Tons of Blood,…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Walking Dead Quilt and Pillow
Get your Toes Toasty and your Brains Roasty with this Great Walking Dead Combo: A Throw Blanket, Warm Quilt, Measuring 35″ X 40″, with a 100% Cotton Batting between the Cotton Outer Layers, and a Soft and Cushy Pillow…
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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape
Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…
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