Zombie Training Manual

When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!

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  • Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy

    Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…

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  • Zombies Trucker Hat

    Truckers LOVE Zombies too! So why not show off your Adoration of the Genre with a Zombie Hat! You know, Zombies are going to take over the World… so you better just stay in your Vehicle! HA! Just Kidding……

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  • Zombie Tree Face

    HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…

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  • Touch The Dead DS Game

    This Nintendo DS Game ROCKS! If you LOVE Zombies, you’ll have FUN with this Game. Use your Stylus to Destroy every type of Zombie that stands in your way. Battle your way through Hordes of Flesh Hungry Undead with…

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  • Light Up Zombie Hand

    What a COOL Plastic Decoration Prop for your Garden or Graveyard! It’s a Light Up Zombie Hand that Looks SPOOKY Outside, and looks Incredible Inside as well (Stick it in your Couch or Doritos Bowl and Freak People OUT!)…

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  • Buttcrack Prime Movie

    You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…

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  • Mens Zombie Print Tank Top

    If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…

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  • Zombie Arm Potted Plant

    LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…

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