Zombie Training Manual

February 18, 2015

When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!

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