Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!
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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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Walking Dead 2016 Calendar
The Zombie Apocalypse is Coming… Oh wait, that’s New Years! My Bad! So why not Start the New Year out right with a Little Rick, Daryl, Coral, Carol, Glenn, and Michonne from AMC’s Hit TV Show; The Walking Dead!…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Zombie Costume Brain Pack
Every Zombie needs this: Brains! Right? And with this Great Costume Accessory, you’ll look like a Zombie, for sure. It’s a Brain. a Brain Pack that features a Realistic looking Human Brain Prop made out of 100% Polyvinyl Chloride,…
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Neon Zombie Girl Kids Costume
Not all Zombies have to be Gross and Gory… Some are Fun and Colorful. Like this Great Zombie Costume for Girls, it’s NEON, bright Pink and Green… A Wonderful Costume that Kids will Love and Scream to Wear on…
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