Zombie Training Manual

When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!

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  • Zombie Hands Heart Valentine’s Day Shirt

    HA! You and your soulmate, together forever, vividly imprinted on your chest. It’s a Zombie Valentine’s with these lovely green and bloody zombie hands. Grins more like it. A great gift for any set of lovers. Brains or not….

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  • Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds

    Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…

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  • Zombie Head Neck Warmer

    One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…

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  • Zombie Science Kit

    OMG!!!! This is Bad Ass… It’s a Zombie Science Kit: Blood, Guts & Body Parts FX Lab, that’s Incredibly Gory, Undead, and FUN! You get 4 Science Kits in all: Gels, Polymers, Liquid-Solid Transitions, and Pigments. YOu can Create…

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  • Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet

    Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…

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  • Died For You: A Zombie Love Story

    A Love Story with Blood, Brains, and Bite!!! Before the Apocalypse, Jude was a Rising Indie Singer/Songwriter, and his Biggest Fan just happens to be a Zombie. He’s Plunged into a World where both the Hungry Dead and the…

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  • Aliens vs Zombies Prime Movie

    You’re gonna need an Amazon Prime Membership for this, but man is it worth it. A Prime Movie called “Aliens vs Zombies”… An Alien Travels over Galaxies to fulfill a Lifelong Dream of visiting Earth, only to Discover that…

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  • In Search of the Fog Zombie

    When Campers arrive at Camp Dakota, rumors start flying. The Fog Zombie is on the Prowl, Moaning and Creeping through the Thick Fog that often settles on the Lake. At first, the Kids don’t believe the rumors—until they Find…

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