Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…
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Zombie Bubba Gear Shift Knob
Yep, I wanna stick my hand on that… It’s the Coolest Gear Shift Knob you’ll ever see… A Zombie Head, Hand Carved, that’s Frightening and Wickedly Awesome. This Zombie Head can actually be used for many purposes other than…
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Workplace Zombie T-Shirt
LOL This Zombie T-Shirt is Perfect for the Workplace or Office. It features a Creepy Zombie holding up a Bloody Sign that reads “This Workplace has gone 0 Days without an Accident”. HA! Made of 100% Cotton, with the…
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Fathers Day Zombie Gift Basket
Dad will love this… It’s a Fun Filled Survival Kit that features plenty to sink your teeth into: Brain Food (Trail Mix); Protein (Jack Link’s Beef Jerky); TNT (Pop Rocks); Twinkies; Ammo (Party Poppers); Gun (Squirt Gun); Rations (Clif…
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Zombie Cookie Jar Head
This is FUN! It’s a Ceramic Cookie Jar that looks like a Green Zombie Head Splattered with BLOOD. Remove the Brains Lid and it’s Perfect for Cookies, Candy, or Brainsssss!!! :) Just think, Chocolate Chip Cookies with Chunks of…
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Zombie Survival Kit Gift Set
AWESOMEEEEE! This is a Gift Set, Perfect for the Zombie Lover. A Fun, Clever Set that any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan would Adore… Especially in the Apocalypse. For this kit features: California Zinfandel Red Wine &…
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If Dog Dies, We Riot T-Shirt
This is a New Take… The Famous Walking Dead Saying that’s been around forever: “If Daryl Dies, We Riot!” That’s Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead. And nobody wants him to go. And now, with the New Season, he…
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Animal Zombies!
Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…
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