Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose, and those TEETH! EGADS! GROSS! Equipped with Mounds of Dead End Hair, this Mask, made of 100% Latex, is Over the Head, and Overwhelming. Buy it Today!
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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal
Beautiful and Bloody! With this Journal you can document the Impending Zombie Outbreak and the Dawn of the Dead in this Ghoulish Journal featuring a Graveyard Corpse making its way toward the Flesh of the Hungry Undead! Post-Apocalyptic Visions…
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…
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The Essential Zombie Coloring Book
This is a Beautifully Dire Coloring Book, full of Zombies that you can Color (Better stock up on plenty of RED). Zombies, Brains, Scares and Gore… If you Love Zombies, and you like to Color, well… What are you…
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Beware Zombies Doormat
Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…
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Daryl Dixon Fleece Throw Blanket
Soft, Warm, Furry… That’s Daryl Dixon Wrapped up in a nutshell… Or actually, Wrapped up around your Cold Dead Body, because Daryl has you Covered. Literally. With this Red Hot Fleece Throw Blanket, you can Snuggle up and Stay…
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Zombie Rotting Flesh Bangle
Such a lovely piece of Jewelry… Bursting Skin, Bloody Holes, Puss filled Blisters… YUM! It’s the Coolest, Creepiest Bangle Bracelet you’ll ever Wear, for it’s handmade out of Polymer Clay, using Acrylic Paint, Wood, Matte Varnish, and Gloss Varnish…
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Zombie Cat Enamel Pin
HA… This reminds me of all those B Movie Horror Flicks… It’s a Zombie Cat Pin that’s Unique, Fun, and Handmade. Featuring a Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin that looks just like a Scribbled Note Reading “Cat Dead, Details Later”……
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Zombigami Zombie Paper Folding
I WANT THIS! WOW! It’s Origami, but with ZOMBIES! HA! An Entire Kit that shows you How to Fold Paper into Cool Looking Zombies… What more can you Ask for? Paper? It’s Included! Fold 13 Rambling, Flesh Eating Zombies…
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