Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose, and those TEETH! EGADS! GROSS! Equipped with Mounds of Dead End Hair, this Mask, made of 100% Latex, is Over the Head, and Overwhelming. Buy it Today!
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Lawn of the Dead Whirligig
Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…
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TWD Carl Grimes Pudding Can Tote
LMAO! Most people will have no clue as to why a Pudding Can is featured on a Zombie site… But The Walking Dead Fans will! For it’s Carl Grimes and the Great Chocolate Pudding Eating Episode (Watch on YouTube)….
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Hollywood Zombies Trading Cards
These Trading Cards Feature Edgy, Laugh-Filled, Provocative Artwork of the Highest Quality… and Celebrities! :) It Capitalizes on the Growing Trend in Parody-Based Humor, like “Britney Speared”, “Paris Hellton”, “Tom Ooze”, and More! Plus, they Glow in the Dark!…
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Zombie Brain Coaster Set
SWEET! These are the Coolest Coasters I’ve ever seen… They’re Zombie Coasters featuring BLOODY BRAINS! NICE! Creepy Zombies surround this Eye-Popping Coaster Set (you get 4 Flesh Brain Coasters, made out of Cold Cast Polyresin). Hand Painted and Polished,…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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