Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee
“RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such an Earthy Rush! A Specialty Blend, Extra Caffeinated, Robust, Premium Dark Roast, in a 1lb Bag. Sure to Please all Taste Buds Above and Below the Ground. :) (Buy a Zombie Coffee Mug while you’re at it!) They make a Great Gift!
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Bronze Zombie Belt Buckle
When you put on your Belt, get to Walking… Zombie Style! For it’s a Belt Buckle like you’ve never seen before… Hand Forged out of Bronze, this Buckle features a Cute Zombie, Walking Stiff, and a RIP Tombstone under…
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Zombie Bug Repellent Candle
You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…
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Manhole Zombie Prop
Screw the Alligators in the Sewers… There’s something else you need to worry about: Zombies! For this Creepy, Frightening Prop is exactly that. A Zombie Crawling up from a Manhole… EGADS! And it’s Scary as Hell. Bony, Bloody, Green…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Identification Guide Poster
Talk about BLOODY! It’s a Gift any Zombie Fan will LOVE. A Fun, Humorous, Zombie Identification Guide Poster that’s already FRAMED and ready to Hang. A High-Quality, High-Res, 12″ x 18″ Poster (in a 14″ x 20″ Frame with…
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Zombie Marshmallow Crossbow Shooter
LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A…
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Zombie Crossing Sign
Having a Zombie Bash? A little Bloody Throw-down with the Walkers? Well, stick this Cutout Sign on the Wall and let everyone know that this is a Zombie Crossing X-ing. Featuring a Yellow Background with Black Zombie Silhouettes, this…
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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