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Lawn of the Dead Whirligig
Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…
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Zombie Farm 2 App
This Game is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE! I couldn’t stop playing it for MONTHS! You Plant a Garden, Grow some Crazy Ass Zombies (100% Organic), and then you Fight the Enemies and KILL THEM ALL! Talk about a Riot! Plus, you…
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Zombie Dog Arm Puppet
“BarrrrRrrrRrrRRR-Rawwwrrrr-Rar!” That’s a Zombie Dog. And he’s attached to your Arm. Could be worse, could be your Neck. But in this Case, it’s a Zombie Puppet that’s the Ideal Toy for any Undead Girl or Boy. Featuring a Sick…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Easy Zombie Coloring Book
This Zombie Coloring Book for Kids (and Adults), and it’s the Perfect Way to Relieve Stress and Aid Relaxation while Enjoying Beautiful and Highly Detailed Images of Undead Walkers and Brain Stalkers. Printed Single Sided on Bright White Paper,…
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Zombie Love Lip Balm
Oh Yeah… Great Gift! Give those Crispy Lips some Moisture… You can’t be all Dead and Bloody, right? And with this Fun Tube of Lip Balm, your Lips will be ready for some Zombie Loving. For it’s Zombie Love…