Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect for the Patio, Lawn or Garden, this Gnomes will Scare away the Crows, Cats, and Neighbors… It’s just a LITTLE Bite, right? Nom-Nom-Nom!
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Walking Dead DIY Crossbow Kit
This is a Do-It-Yourself Walking Dead Crossbow Kit with 46 Wooden Parts, Screws, String, Rubber Band, Zip Ties and Instruction Booklet. It’s all you need (except for a Small Screwdriver), plus it really WORKS! Coming with 8 Wooden Rockets…
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Animal Zombie Stickers
Zombie Dogs, Birds, Cats, and Rabbits… Sounds Fun to me. Especially when you can attach them to anything, or anyone. With Funny Faces, Colorful Bodies, Bulging Eyes and Skulls, you’ll Stick these Suckers EVERYWHERE! With 14 Stickers in all,…
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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Poster
“What would Marilyn Monroe be doing today if she were alive?” “Clawing on the inside of her Coffin!” :/ What? Too Soon? :) This Marilyn Monroe Poster is unlike any you’ve ever seen… Or hope to see again. It’s…
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My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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I Heart Brains Zombie Gloves
Gotta keep those Rotting Fingers Warm… You could Sink them into a Nice Skull Cavity and Scoop out some Brains, or you could just slip on some I Heart Brains Gloves and stay Toasty all Winter! Cute Gloves, Black…
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Zombies Hilarious Memes
Nice! A Book that’s right up my Alley… One Appropriately called “Zombies: Hilarious Memes, Jokes, Comics and More” Featuring an Enormous, Hilarious, Wacky and Downright Odd Collection of Zombie Jokes, Pictures, Cartoons, Artwork and Memes. This Book will Appeal…
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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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