Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect for the Patio, Lawn or Garden, this Gnomes will Scare away the Crows, Cats, and Neighbors… It’s just a LITTLE Bite, right? Nom-Nom-Nom!
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Walking Dead Shot In The Head Mug
Wake up with this Ugly Varmit… It’s a Zombie Mug that’s Bloody Good Fun. For it’s a Walking Dead (okay, Undead) Zombie Head, that’s Gruesome, Bloody, Eye-Popping and Adorable… It makes a Great Gift! Featuring a Cold Cast Polyresin…
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Zombie Baby Doll Head Planters
Lovely. Nothing like a Baby Zombie… So Darling, So Small, So Deadly… Especially if you Plant a Venus Flytrap in its Brains… And with these Fun Planter Pot Heads, you can do just that. Zombie Baby Heads, Handcrafted, Molded…
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Zombie Attack Fleece Scarf
Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Zombie-Opoly Board Game
Zombie-Opoly is a Monopoly Zombie Themed Property Trading Game that’s to Die for! Choose your Token, Shamble to RRrrrrr, and Roll the Dice. You get Sculpted Playing Tokens, Game Board, Questions, Property Deeds and Paper Money. Buy Boxes of…
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