This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…

LMAO! Now this is FUNNY SHIT! It’s a Zombie Costume for your Pet! HA! All this Zombie Dog wants to do is to Sink his Teeth into your LEG! NICE! Just imagine your Dog Roaming around and Scaring People……

With the Zombie Apocalypse due any time now, you can Build your own Zombie to help you Identify them, get some Target Practice in with the Zombie Shootout, and if all else fails, Disguise yourself as one with the…

These are Hilarious! More like Hysterical! They are Basically a Thong Sandal without the Thing Part… more of a Slide on, like a Slipper, but they Certainly are ZOMBIEISH! Looking like Gross, Rotten, Bloody Zombie Feet, you’ll get tons…

Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…

Just think, you and your Zombie Hunting Buddy can Sip your Wine in Style as the Horde Breaks down your Door… How Romantic! It’s a Fun Wine Glass Set Featuring a Lovely Zombie Couple. Him and Her, Undead, and…

HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…