Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…

I Read this Book and I LOVED IT! “Don of the Living Dead” is about Don Carver who is not your typical Hero in a Zombie Outbreak! It Features Cynical Humor and Terrifying Flesh Eaters, and I really did…

There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…

Look, you don’t want Zombies just Rambling around Searching for your Brains. NO! You need to Guide them, Show them the way… And no better way to do that, then with some Zombie Hand Path Markers. Outside Lights that…

Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…

HA HA HA! That’s what my Girlfriend’s always wanted on her Charm Bracelet… A ZOMBIE! HA! And this Zombie is just too Funny and Cool! It’s a Handmade Zombie that’s created out of Ivory Glass, and then Hand Painted…

Oh I’ve Dreamt of this Day… When Maggots Eat my Brains and Pop outta my Head! What a Joy! And these Gross but Fun Maggots are just the Trick for a Perfect Zombie Costume! 18 Realistic Plastic Maggots that…