Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…

Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…

Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…

…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…

Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…

Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…

Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…

PULL ON THIS! It’s a Zombie that you’ll LOVE to Grab in the Dark. For this Girl Zombie GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK! That’s right, her Eyes and Toxic Green Mouth Light up to show you the way… Just reach out and give…