Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it. Get it Moist with your Sweaty Palms as the Undead Horde Approaches. 4 1/2″ Tall, this Foam Zombie (with a Suit and Tie) is a Great Stress Reliever that can sit on your Desk at Work and Beg you to Squish-Squish. :)
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Zombie Corpse Wig
LOL! Talk about BED HEAD, this is DEAD HEAD! HA! Get that Risen-From-The-Grave look with this Grave Zombie Wig. No Flesh-Hungry Undead Monster Costume is Complete without this HAIR. And this Wig Features a Blend of Grey and Green…
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Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette
Gobble RAWRRRRRR! It’s a Zombie Thanksgiving with this Insanely Bloody Gobble Book. Appropriately called “Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette of the Zombie Apocalypse”, this ebook is a Kindle Edition, FREE, and about Mark and Sheryl, on Thanksgiving, and finding themselves…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts
Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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