Zombie Flamingos
LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a Pair, these Plastic Walkers will Liven up your Halloween Season. Order 40 of them… Have some Creepy Good FUN! “Rawrrrrr!”
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Spare Ribs Chest Wound
What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Zombie Party Head and Limb Garland
HA! Nice… It’s Garland for your Next Party… But the Funny thing is… I would totally hang these all year round. For they’re Zombie Garland featuring Undead Heads, Hands and Feet… Bloody, Funny, Creepy, Dangly, Dire… Who doesn’t LOVE…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Leather Zombie Cosplay Corset
This is one of the MOST BAD-ASS Leather Costumes I have ever seen… Unbelievably Detailed, Dark and Creepy. It’s a Leather Corset that’s Ideal for Cosplay. Talk about a Fright Factor… Be a Ravishing Flesh and Blood Barbarian, for…
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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Daryl Dixon Mini Action Figure Bust
Daryl, from The Walking Dead, is Such a Bad Ass! And so is this Mini-Bust Action Figure of him, too. A Beautiful Statue that Stands 6 3/4 inches Tall, Digitally Sculpted and Cold Cast using the Highest Quality Synthetic…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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