All-Weather PVC Zombie Children
I tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING more scary than zombie children. They are small, frightening, and FAST! Not to mention very very hungry for brains. So this year, decorate your yard with a little zombie fun. This beautiful PVC set of handmade kid zombies is fun and undead. Featuring smiling faces, black silhouettes, cut out of PVC: Boy 30.5″ tall, Girl 29.75″ tall, Baby 15.25″ tall, that looks stunning in any yard, day or night. Waterproof, resists mold and mildew, will not rot or delaminate. DARN!
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….
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Walking Dead Zombie Hand Mug
It’s AMC’s The Walking Dead Zombie Hand Handle Black Ceramic Coffee Mug, Featuring a Creepy Hand that you Hold as you Drink… With Plenty of Blood Dripping Down, you’ll be Ready for the Next Season of The Walking Dead….
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Zombie Virus Biohazard Ice Pack
Nice… When your Body turns Undead, and Starts to Freeze outside, I’ll use you as an Ice Pack… Gotta keep those Brains Chilling! Or, I’ll just Grab some of these Very Cool, Biohazard Zombie Virus Ice Packs. Creepy Green…
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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Sunny Burns Zombie Doll
Who says Zombies are just for Boys? With this Zombie Doll, appropriately named “Sunny Burns”, Girls can have FUN being Zombies too! Green Skined Zombie with Blue Lips brings Fashion Back from the Dead! Comes complete with a Tombstone…
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Rocking Moldy Mommy Decor
You know, when my Baby Smells, I just Change it’s Diaper… But this Baby should be Thrown out with the Bathwater. Because it’s Green, Dead, and MOLDY! She takes after her Zombie Mom! What a Fun Prop for your…
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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape
Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…
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