All-Weather PVC Zombie Children

March 5, 2023

I tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING more scary than zombie children. They are small, frightening, and FAST! Not to mention very very hungry for brains. So this year, decorate your yard with a little zombie fun. This beautiful PVC set of handmade kid zombies is fun and undead. Featuring smiling faces, black silhouettes, cut out of PVC: Boy 30.5″ tall, Girl 29.75″ tall, Baby 15.25″ tall, that looks stunning in any yard, day or night. Waterproof, resists mold and mildew, will not rot or delaminate. DARN!

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