Zombie Tree Face
HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put a Zombie Face on and let the Laughter begin. This Cool Hand Painted, Cast-Poly Resin Zombie Eyes, Nose, and Mouth are Treated for Outdoor Use and Ready to Hang!
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombies of Mass Destruction Blu-ray
LMAO! Zombie Comedy anyone? There’s nothing that I love better than a Fun Zombie Movie, and this “Zombies of Mass Destruction” on Blue-Ray. Delivers! When a Blind Resident of Port Gamble, Discovers a Rotting Zombie washed up in the…
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Zombie Mini Drone
Keep Calm and Drone on… For it’s a Zombie Drone that will Spin out of Control and Kill a Few Undead. Fun eh? A Fun Mini-Drone that’s Covered with Blood and Zombies reading “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies”, with…
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Walking Dead Inspired Earrings
Walk on over to these Beautifully Designed Guitar Pick Earrings, for it’s Daryl Dixon, a.k.a. Norman Reedus, from The Walking Dead. Lightweight Earrings that are Super Fun to Wear. Art Images Heat Pressed onto Guitar Picks (No Paper, No…
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Corpse Zombie Head Display
Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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