-
Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
-
Severed Foot Zombie Prop
“Why couldn’t the two Feet get along?” “Because they both thought they were Right!” HA! And in this case, Stinky Feet Left and went array… For it’s a Severed Zombie Foot that’s a Perfectly Good Prop to Scare all…
-
Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
-
Zombie Football Player T-Shirt
“55, 55, You should have RUN faster!” Dang… Because this Football Player just got Chewed up by the Zombie Horde. But hey, no Fumble, right? Fun Colorful Football T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Halloween, or any Spooky Time. Because it’s…
-
Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
-
Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
-
Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
-
Custom Zombie Pillow Cover
This is a Fun Gift… A Personalized Throw Pillow Case Cover that you can lay your Head on, when your Brains Drain out… SWEET! A Pillow Case Cover, 20″ by 20″ Made out of Durable Cotton Linen, with an…













