Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant

May 9, 2018

“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder Wood, then Sanded Silky Smooth, Painted, then Sealed with Lacquer. Dangling from a Black Cotton Cord with a Metal Clasp, you’ll Take your Pet Zombie wherever you go! Even in the Apocalypse!

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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains

Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…

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Zombie Dog Costume

LMAO! Now this is FUNNY SHIT! It’s a Zombie Costume for your Pet! HA! All this Zombie Dog wants to do is to Sink his Teeth into your LEG! NICE! Just imagine your Dog Roaming around and Scaring People……

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Crusty Zombie Toenails

These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…

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Walking Dead Zombie Piñata

LOVE IT! But who doesn’t love bashing zombies brains in? EH? It’s a pinata for all the Walking Dead fans. A zombie pinata, handmade from cardboard, tissue paper, glue, and paper. With moveable limbs, and 6 compartments for candy,…

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Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card

Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…

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Zombie Hot Dog Costume

LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…

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Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad

I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…

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Zombie Bow Tie

You know, it takes a Special Person to be able to wear a Bow-Tie. Unless you’re in a Tux, of course. But with this Zombie Bow-Tie, everyone will be Loving the Dead. For it’s a Toxic Green Bow-Tie, Handmade…

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