Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned with Blinging Green Gem Rings, this Chain/Ring Combo is made of Titanium Plated Stainless Steel, 14 Gauge, and would look Perfect with a little BLOOD. Wouldn’t you say?
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Zombie Jelly Workshop
Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…
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Kill Zombies Coffee Mug
Oh if only this was our To Do List… 1) Wake Up 2) Shoot Zombies. HA! Love it! Such a Fun Simple White Coffee Mug that is IDEAL for any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan. A High…
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Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
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Negan Necklace
Oh CRAPPPPP! It’s that Day… Dooms Day! Doom for one of the Characters on The Walking Dead. All Due to Negan and his Trusty, Bloody, Barbed Wire Wrapped Bat, “Lucille”! It’s Viscous, it’s Horrific, it’s the Zombie Apocalypse… What…
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Spare Ribs Chest Wound
What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
“Why did the chicken go to KFC?” “He wanted to see a chicken strip!” HA… And if you think that’s funny, you’ll LOVE this Blu-ray titled: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s a Wild Adventure when Displaced Native…
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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Zombie Dog Yorkshire Terrier
LMAO! People will YELP when they see your dog… It’s taken a turn for the worst. For this little feller is pretty freaking gnarly! It’s a zombie dog prop, a Yorkshire Terrier that’s gory, bloody, and perfect for spooks….
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