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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers
These Slippers Crack me up. Look at that Ugly Eye Flopping around… Too Fun! These Green Zombie Head Slippers are Plush and would LOVE to Sink it’s Mouth around your Foot. One Size Fits Most, 14 inches long, Quality…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombies Sunglasses
If the Zombie Apocalypse hits… At least you’ll Die in Style with these Fun and Colorful Zombie Sunglasses. Handpainted with Green Zombie Heads, Crazy Eyes, and Lots of Blood, these Sunglasses are Sealed with Varnish, and SCREAMING for your…
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Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…
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Brain Earrings
WOW! No wonder why Zombies Eat Brains… They look like Bubble Gum! Right? HA! And just like these Fun Colorful Earrings, you can Chew on your Earlobes all Night… Because they really do look Creepy Cool, and Smart too!…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…