Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….

Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…

Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…

Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…

LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…

Nice… When your Body turns Undead, and Starts to Freeze outside, I’ll use you as an Ice Pack… Gotta keep those Brains Chilling! Or, I’ll just Grab some of these Very Cool, Biohazard Zombie Virus Ice Packs. Creepy Green…

Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…

Always be Prepared for the Zombie Horde… For this Cool Zombie Keychain is also a Self Defense Weapon. Solid Steel, 5.5 inch Overall Length Device that comes to a Great Rounded Point. Reinforced Solid Steel Construction, Rubber Grip Zombie…