Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or should I say “BRAINSSSSSS!” It’s a Fun, Square Ornament that you can Dangle anywhere; from your Rear View Mirror, your Ceiling Fan, your Ear Lobe… It’s Undead, it’s Colorful, and it’s July 4th BABY! Have a Blast! Just stay away from the Horde…
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Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball…
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Zombie Hunter Kit
You’ll be Fully Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Cool Zombie Hunter Kit! This Kit includes Axe, Machete, Bullets, Dog Tags and a Belt to hold Everything! Made out of Polypropylene, PVC, Polyurethane, and Plastic, this Kit is…
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Zombie Cupcake Kit
HA! The Cupcakes are Biting Back! This is a Zombie Cupcake Kit that Includes a Hardcover Book (with 25 Recipes), a Tombstone Cookie Cutter, Moulds and Two Sculpting Tools. These YUMMY Cupcakes will be Weird, Ugly and Grotesque. Just…
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Carol’s Cookies Pot Holder
Carol’s Cookies are a Classic. Truly. So Good in fact, that AMC even has a Carol’s Cookies Recipe online HERE, so you can Bake, Serve, and Eat Sugary Treats while you catch up on The Walking Dead. YUMMMY! And…
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Pop-Out Zombie Bookmark Valentines
This Bookmark Valentine Card Pack lets your Child give more than just a Valentine Greeting to their Friends – they get to give FUN! Featuring 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Real Envelopes – enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges,…
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Zombie Plants
Lovely… Homegrown Zombies! Just no Touching… They BITE! For these Plants are Zombie Plants and they make Awesome Creepy Halloween Props. Alive, Dead, it doesn’t matter, because these Plants are Green, Handmade Zombie Fingers that will give everyone the…
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Zombie Snack Baby Hat
You know you’re a Zombie Fan when you think of your kids as SNACKS! Zombie Snacks, perfect for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. If you gotta go, you may as well feed the Dead. And with this Baby Hat, you’ll…
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Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
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