Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or should I say “BRAINSSSSSS!” It’s a Fun, Square Ornament that you can Dangle anywhere; from your Rear View Mirror, your Ceiling Fan, your Ear Lobe… It’s Undead, it’s Colorful, and it’s July 4th BABY! Have a Blast! Just stay away from the Horde…
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Walking Dead Quilt and Pillow
Get your Toes Toasty and your Brains Roasty with this Great Walking Dead Combo: A Throw Blanket, Warm Quilt, Measuring 35″ X 40″, with a 100% Cotton Batting between the Cotton Outer Layers, and a Soft and Cushy Pillow…
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Ugly Zombie Ornament
EGADS! What a Sight to see… A Creepy Zombie that is U-GGGGGLY! And I love it… One of the Freakiest Christmas Ornaments you’ll see, hanging from your Christmas Tree. A Handmade Zombie, with Horrifying Eyes, a Decayed Mouth and…
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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Zombie Moss Terrarium
I just LOVE these Little Terrariums… Full of Life and Death, it’s the Perfect World for me. A Terrarium that’s filled with High Quality Living Moss, Sphagnum Peat Moss Soil, Dried Sheet Moss, Rocks, all in a Glass Jar,…
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I Love Zombies Postage Stamp
Oh Man… If you’ve ever wanted to LICK a Zombie, NOW YOU CAN! Because these Cool Custom Postage Stamps are ZOMBIFIED! They are I Love Zombies Postage Stamps (REAL STAMPS) that you can Lick and Stick… Featuring a Red…
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Zombie Apocalypse Leg Day Tank Top
LMAO! This Women’s Tank Top is IDEAL for Spring/Summer and IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fans. Yeah… A Fun Colorful Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester, reading “I HOPE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DOESN’T COME AFTER LEG DAY”……
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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