Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George Romero Fans or Vegetarians! HA! Made of 100% Polyester, this Dead Banana Costume with one Eyeball Dangling Down is One-Size-Fits-Most! “RUN!!!!”
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Women’s Zombie Short Sleeve Dress
Fun, Cute, and Bloody too. It’s a Short-Sleeved Dress that will look Grand in a Zombie Apocalypse. Featuring a 100% Polyester Dress, Pull Over, Machine Washable, Printed Fabric Dress with Zombie Guts, Ribs, Bones and Blood. Charming! Sizes Small…
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Zombie Bubba Gear Shift Knob
Yep, I wanna stick my hand on that… It’s the Coolest Gear Shift Knob you’ll ever see… A Zombie Head, Hand Carved, that’s Frightening and Wickedly Awesome. This Zombie Head can actually be used for many purposes other than…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Tobacco Pipe
I’d Hit That! It’s a Zombie Tobacco Pipe that’s Gruesome and Gory, and it holds your Favorite Brew. A Handmade, Hand Painted Pipe made out of a Real Coconut Bowl. 5″ – 6″ in Height, this Undead Pipe is…
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Plants vs Zombies Yahtzee Game
LMAO! This takes Yahtzee to a whole new Level… Zombie Style! Shake up Winning Combinations and Dig into the Action of America’s all-time #1 Dice Game with Plants vs. Zombies Yahtzee. Game includes Collectible Conehead Zombie Dice Cup and…
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Daryl’s Crossbow Pendant
Oh Stunning! Such a Beautifully Detailed Pendant that any Walking Dead Fan will LOVE! It’s Daryl Dixon’s Crossbow in all it’s Lovely Majesty. Hand Carved in Sterling Silver, this Replica is Iconic, Bold, Masculine and DEADLY! Hanging from a…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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