Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of Soft Polyester Material, your Little Doggie will not only Look Pretty, but Stay Comfy and Cozy too. Green Fabric, Haunting Eyes, and Plenty of Brains will Turn your Pup into a Halloween Treat. Sizes X-Small – X-Large, slip it on, and DIE from Laughter! :)
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Hand Painted Zombie Chess Pieces
Talk about Mixing 2 things I LOVE: Chess and Zombies! It’s Hand-Painted Zombie Chess Pieces that will Turn your Board into The Walking Dead. Featuring Exquisitely Ornate Pieces, with a 3 inch King, Beautifully Crafted in Italy with Felted…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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Zombie Kill Headbands
Oh Boy… Lesson learned. Do Not Run with Scissors… Or a Saw, or an Axe, or a Cleaver… For those Suckers HURT! Not that it matters much, for you’re a Walking Dead and the only thing on your mind,…
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