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Zombie ID Chart T-Shirt
Beautiful. What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… A Zombie T-Shirt that’s Bloody Good and Graphic too! Featuring a Men’s White T-Shirt with a Zombie ID Chart, and Fun Zombies that will make Everyone Smile. A Crawler, a…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Screaming Zombie Trinket Box
YIKES! This is one Creepy Ass Trinket Box, for sure. A Screaming Zombie Head, with Demonic Eyes, Pointed Ears, an Open Mouth and Blood… Lots and lots of Blood. Chop the Head off, and it opens up to reveal…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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They’re Coming to Get You Barbara Pin
There isn’t a more iconic line in all of zombie media, then “THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!” A line spoken by Russell Streiner as Johnny from the Night of the Living Dead (1968). Johnny : [in a creepy…













