Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any Occasion, you get the Pottery Planter and Chia Seed Packets (3) that allow you to Grow a Green Afro on your Infested and Frightful Zombie Head. It’s a Novelty that always makes People Scream with Laughter! :)
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Zombie Horror Mask And Chest
SICK!!!!!!!! This zombie horror mask is frightening and gross. Featuring a slip over full head costume, with an entire chest and rib plate as well. Fantastic design, bloody, scary, and FUN! Made of high-quality 100% natural environmental rubber latex,…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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Crazy Zombie Stories
These Zombie Stories are actually Funny Mad Libs! Remember those? Well, KIDS will not only LOVE these Zombie Stories, but they’ll Laugh until they Die. True Story! These Zombie Activity Books will Provide Horrors of Fun. Just Fill in…
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Zombie Bow Tie
You know, it takes a Special Person to be able to wear a Bow-Tie. Unless you’re in a Tux, of course. But with this Zombie Bow-Tie, everyone will be Loving the Dead. For it’s a Toxic Green Bow-Tie, Handmade…
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Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…
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Zombie Defence Squad Gift Wrap
You can’t get any more IDEAL than Zombie Wrapping Paper for the Zombie Lover! Wrap those Undead Gifts up with a Roll of 64lb Text Weight Glossy Paper, featuring Bloody Zombie Skulls and the words Zombie Defence Squad. Defence…
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Zombie Million Dollar Bill
This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…
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