Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any Occasion, you get the Pottery Planter and Chia Seed Packets (3) that allow you to Grow a Green Afro on your Infested and Frightful Zombie Head. It’s a Novelty that always makes People Scream with Laughter! :)
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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Creepy Zombie Skull Bookends
If only I had a place to put all my Zombie Books… Oh wait… NOW I DO! For these Two Bookends are right up your Dead Alley. Featuring a Set of Bookends, one half being a Scary Skull, and…
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Zombie Hot Dog Costume
LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…
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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…
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Walking Dead String Lights
ME WANT! These Lights are PERFECT for any Walking Dead Fan… They are Zombie Head String Lights that are Cool Cool Cool… And Creepy! 9 Feet of 10 Light up Zombies that will look Amazing Stringing across your Window…
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Rotting Jaw Zombie Mask
Geez… I look like this when I’m trying to get that last mound of Nutella out of the jar… WOW! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask, if you’ve ever seen one. With a Black Open Mouth, Rotting Jaw, Crispy Tongue,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Zombie at the Door T-Shirt
Sick! This T-Shirt is Messed up… It’s a Realistic Image of a Freaking Ugly Zombie Busting through the Door. Talk about Frightening! Those Eyes, that Mouth, the Blood, the Missing Tooth… HA! I LOVE IT! Made of 100% Pre-shrunk…
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