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Zombie Guts
Man, if I only had the guts to wear this costume… Oh wait! It’s ZOMBIE GUTS! YUM! Bloody, gory, Zombie Guts, Intestines, that stick out of your bloody shirt, looking just like you ate too much and the brain…
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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Zombie Solitaire PC Game
Play your Cards right and you just might Escape the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s been Two Weeks since an Infected Tofu Burger Transformed some Poor Soul into a Brain-Devouring Zombie. Now the Undead have taken over the City. There’s only…
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Severed Hand Zombie Necklace
LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s the Most Perfect Necklace anyone could ever want… An Extra Hand. A Zombie Hand. Severed. Bloody. Broken. Strung from a Pendant like a Trophy. Plus, they also sell Feet, Eyes, Fingers, Hearts and Organs….
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball in the Middle of Green Cheese and a Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! Made with Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten… Brains First! Comes on it’s own Dark…
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…