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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…
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Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…
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Transparent Bloody Zombie Mask
These things Freak me out… Transparent Masks that Distort your Facial Features, Making this Horror Attire even more Bizarre and Frightening. It’s a Bloody Zombie Mask, made out of Transparent Plastic, with Holes for the Eyes and Mouth. One…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Zombie Beating Heart Morphsuit
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, that’s my Heart, Beating for you. Pumping Blood Fast, Running from the Horde; OOPS! Too late… I’m Toast! For the Zombies have bit me. And boy do I Love it. A Morphsuit that’s Creepy, Crazy…
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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Poster
“What would Marilyn Monroe be doing today if she were alive?” “Clawing on the inside of her Coffin!” :/ What? Too Soon? :) This Marilyn Monroe Poster is unlike any you’ve ever seen… Or hope to see again. It’s…
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Pixel Zombie Costume Socks
Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….













