Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice of Pizza, Undead of course. A Zombie Pizza with Eyes, Nostrils, Teeth, and Pepperoni! 100% Polyester, Firm And Durable, 28.3″ High, Machine Washable, comes with a Huge Pocket for Ears. Really! A Bib Apron Suitable for Kitchen, Cooking, Housework, Barbecue, Parties, or Zombie Hunting. Get yours TODAY!
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Zombie Hand Professional Trick Yo-Yo
This Professional Yo-Yo is Optimized to find the Best Balance, Long Spin Times, Stability, and Ease of Catching on the String. Where else can you take the Undead around the World? Bright Green with a Walking Dead Hand, you’ll…
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Zombie Mail Box
How COOL is this? It’s a 19-inch Durable Steel Mail Box that’s ZOMBIE EDITION! Let the World know that you LOVE Zombies with this Kick Ass Mail Box. Featuring Bloody Hand Prints, Bio-Hazard Logo, Caution: Zombie Crossing, Warning: Please…
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Z-Day WW2 Print
Remember that iconic picture of a World War II sailor grabbing and kissing a nurse in a 1945 photo on V-Day (called “THE KISS”)? Well, now it’s gone Viral and Undead, for this reincarnated pic is Z-Day; Zombie Style!…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Bloody Fedora Zombie Hat
There’s nothing worse, than being a zombie, being hungry, and neglecting your own brains. Right? Well… With this Cool, Creepy, Zombie Hat… Your Brains are Bloody, visible, and ready to spill. For it’s a Zombie Fedora Hat, and the…
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Zombie Snack Baby Hat
You know you’re a Zombie Fan when you think of your kids as SNACKS! Zombie Snacks, perfect for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. If you gotta go, you may as well feed the Dead. And with this Baby Hat, you’ll…
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