Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice of Pizza, Undead of course. A Zombie Pizza with Eyes, Nostrils, Teeth, and Pepperoni! 100% Polyester, Firm And Durable, 28.3″ High, Machine Washable, comes with a Huge Pocket for Ears. Really! A Bib Apron Suitable for Kitchen, Cooking, Housework, Barbecue, Parties, or Zombie Hunting. Get yours TODAY!
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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TWD Enid’s Necklace
Enid was a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead. She was a former resident of the Alexandria Safe-Zone after her parents were devoured by walkers… SICK! And her own death came as…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Crazy Zombie Stories
These Zombie Stories are actually Funny Mad Libs! Remember those? Well, KIDS will not only LOVE these Zombie Stories, but they’ll Laugh until they Die. True Story! These Zombie Activity Books will Provide Horrors of Fun. Just Fill in…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Pin The Eye On The Zombie Party Game
OUCH! Have FUN with this party game… It’s just like the classic “Pin the tail on the donkey”, but with Zombies instead! It’s pin the eye on the zombie, appropriately called “I Have My Eye On You Zombie”, and…
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Zombies of Mass Destruction Blu-ray
LMAO! Zombie Comedy anyone? There’s nothing that I love better than a Fun Zombie Movie, and this “Zombies of Mass Destruction” on Blue-Ray. Delivers! When a Blind Resident of Port Gamble, Discovers a Rotting Zombie washed up in the…
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