Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…

LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…

LMAO! YES! FINALLY! It’s a zombie baby on board accessory hanger, that hooks onto your rear vehicle wiper blade, and it reads: ZOMBIE BABY ON BOARD. With an evil zombie baby, of course. This fun accessory is lightweight, flexible,…

Now that Summer is here, it’s time to show off those Guns! Zombie Killing Guns! And with this Creepy, Crazy T-Shirt, it’s all that in a Bloody Handbag. It’s a Torn Sleeveless Muscle T-Shirt, that’s Gory and Grand. Featuring…

Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…

I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of…

Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a…

Stubbs The Zombie (in Rebel Without a Pulse) is about a Man whose Luck was so Bad, Dying was the Best thing that Happened. In 1933, Edward Stubblefield was a Traveling Salesman that was Murdered and Buried in a…