Zombie Table Place Mats

January 14, 2018

LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out of the Horizon… Makes Eating Brains all the Better. Right? 12.5″ x 18.5” Wide, these are 100% High Quality Polyester Canvas Duck Fabric with Hand Sewn Edges… Now, where are my Blood and Guts?

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  • Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace

    “Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…

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  • Infected Adult Mask

    HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…

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  • Zombies Run Canvas Tote Back Pack

    What a Fun Back Pack, certainly one you’ll grab as you Dodge the Deadly Zombie Horde. For it’s a Canvas Bag, a Tote to hold many Zombie Apocalypse things: Twinkies, Hatchets, Flashlights, Chocolate Pudding… A Beautiful Back Pack with…

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  • Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant

    “Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…

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  • Scary Dead Rotting Zombie Teeth

    All we need is a Dentist. Right? One to Kill and Bite and Rip their Neck out? Eh? And with these Hideous Zombie Teeth, that may just happen… Just in time for Halloween, slap these Ugly Suckers in your…

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  • Zombie Crime Scene Tape

    Zombie Fans are gonna LOVE This! It’s Zombie Crime Scene Tape that actually reads “CAUTION ZOMBIE ZONE”. How Kick Ass is that? Just think, you can apply Crime Scene Tape to your Cubicle, Home, Dorm or Boss’ Office… Hang…

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  • Zombigami Zombie Paper Folding

    I WANT THIS! WOW! It’s Origami, but with ZOMBIES! HA! An Entire Kit that shows you How to Fold Paper into Cool Looking Zombies… What more can you Ask for? Paper? It’s Included! Fold 13 Rambling, Flesh Eating Zombies…

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  • So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

    HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…

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