Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out of the Horizon… Makes Eating Brains all the Better. Right? 12.5″ x 18.5” Wide, these are 100% High Quality Polyester Canvas Duck Fabric with Hand Sewn Edges… Now, where are my Blood and Guts?
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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Undead Creepy Zombie Fingernails
OMGGGGG! These Fingernails are SICK! Really Disgusting. They look so REAL! Horrific. WOW!!! Crazy, Creepy Zombie Fingernails that Fits over your Nails just like Regular Acrylic Nails. Only Decayed. And Gross. And Frightening… Includes Ten Claws (Handmade and Painted…
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Night of the Living Deb
I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…
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Zombie Carnage Charm Bracelet
SICK! That’s why I LOVE it… A Charm Bracelet that’s Dripping with Blood. Talk about a Creepy Dangly Charm Bracelet, full of Zombies, Skulls, Red Beads, Charms, everything Zombie and Undead… 12 Charms include: Zombie, Brain, Skeleton Arm, Hand,…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Boys Zombie Sunglasses
“RAWRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Oh wait, that’s just your Kid. Especially when he’s got on these Ultra-Cool Zombie Sunglasses. Fun Party Glasses that turns any Kid into The Walking Dead. Made of Plastic with Non-Polarized Zombie See-Through Lens (Scratch…
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Zombie Blood Spray
Ready for some Blood? Want some Juicy Red Guts and Brains dripping from your Mouth? Spattered all over your Clothes, the Carpet, the Bed, the Sheets??? Well, then Zombie Spray Blood (Blood in a Can) is exactly what you…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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