Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Walking Dead Lounge Pants
You’ll Walk like the Dead in these Cool Lounge Pants. Featuring Zombies from the Walking Dead and Big, Bold White Logo Letters Reading “The Walking Dead” down the side, these Men’s Adult Lounge Pajama Pants are Comfortable, Classy, and…
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Zombie Pocket Watch Necklace
What Time is it? Time to Run from the Horde. Zombies are Everywhere… Including this Creative, Unique and Scary Pocket Watch. A Wonderful Handmade Resin Face, Adorning a Beautiful Battery Operated Timepiece that Dangles from your Neck. Bloody, Creepy,…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book
In the Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book you’ll help Rick, Daryl, Michonne, and Maggie avoid herds of walkers, escape the clutches of the villains you love to hate like the Governor and Negan, and discover the evil that lies at…
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Scooby-Doo and the Zombies DVD
“Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you…” You know, I always used to think that every Scooby-Doo Movie had Zombies. Didn’t they? HA! Well this one certainly does. For it’s Scooby-Doo and the Zombies DVD, that’s 61 minutes of Phantom-Buster…
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Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
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Doberman Zombie Mask
SICK! This Mask would Scare the Heck out of me in a Dark Alley… YIKES! It’s a Doberman Zombie Mask that’s Terrifying and FUN! A Full Head Mask that Slips over any Adult Head (Ideal for Undead Cosplay), with…
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Wooden Smiley Face Zombie Bracelet
Ok. How Fun. Zombie Bracelet(s)… Smiley Face Zombies (aren’t they always Happy to Eat you?), Handmade using Wood; Lignum Vitae, Maple, Ebony, Iroko, Beads… To Form a Bracelet Ideal for any Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, iBrain Zombie… You…
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