Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • My Zombie Dog Book

    OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…

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  • Xshot Zombie Dual Dart and Disc Blaster

    “PEW PEW PEW!” That’s Me, Killing Zombies… It ain’t just for Kids! :) Featuring a Fun Zombie Blaster that Shoots Both Darts and Discs up to 55 Feet… Wow, that’s Far! You can take out an Entire Horde (of…

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  • Green Zombie Bike Gloves

    Toxic Green Virus Zombie Hands… Gotta have em. And with these Very Cool Zombie Gloves, you can Dig out those Bloody Brains without getting your Fingers Wet. Sweet! Great Gloves Perfect for all Sorts of Activities: Gardening, Bike Riding,…

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  • Walking Dead Magnetic Notice Board

    Beautiful! Talk about Sticking it to a Zombie… HA! It’s a “Magnetic” Walking Dead Notice Board, Featuring an Impressive Walking Dead Zombie Horde. 38 x 26 inches, Framed Beech Board with an Entire Magnetic Surface, and Super Strong Magnets…

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  • Scary Zombie Halloween Mask

    This Creeps me out. Imagine running into this in an Alley… YEAH! I’d Run! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask that’s Realistic, Scary, and Latex (You know you like that). Very Durable, Flexible and Stretchy, Fitting all the Right Places,…

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  • Zombie Rib Rack T-Shirt

    Lovely… Spare Ribs Sound Pretty Good right now… Maybe I’ll have a Rack. A Bloody Rack, for this T-Shirt, is all about the Blood. Blood and Bones with an Exposed Rib Cage Rack that’s Horrific, Fun, and a Quick…

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  • Zombie Rabbit Overhead Mask

    HA! This Bunny won’t be Hopping for Easter… NOPE! It’ll be Dragging. For this Bunny is Dead. err, Undead. A Funny Bunny Mask that Slips over your Rotting Head. And it’s a Ghastly sight to see… Especially with RED…

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  • Zombie Virus Skull Cap

    Beautiful! Wanna Lick my Scabs? Yeah… This Skull Cap is Rank… And I love it! Apply this Creepy Cap to your Head, add some Fake Blood, and you have the PERFECT Zombie Costume. Hairless, Adorned with Wounds, Bloody Scalp,…

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