Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Man Eater Zombie Prop
GROSS! That looks just like Grandma… This Man-Eater Zombie Prop is Frightening indeed. With a Hungry Zombie Chowing down on a Dismembered Hand, this Bloody Corpse is a Feast for Sore Eyes. It’s a 6 Foot Tall, Standing Zombie…
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Walking Dead Zombie Charm Bracelet
Clink, Clank, Moan… What’s that? It’s your New Charm Bracelet! Zombie Themed, of course. For this Fantastic Charm Bracelet is a Walking Dead Fan’s Dream… Or Nightmare. Featuring Charms representing the Walking Dead Universe; Crossbow, Rick’s Hat, Zombie Hand,…
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Light Up Zombie Hand
What a COOL Plastic Decoration Prop for your Garden or Graveyard! It’s a Light Up Zombie Hand that Looks SPOOKY Outside, and looks Incredible Inside as well (Stick it in your Couch or Doritos Bowl and Freak People OUT!)…
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Zombie Boxer Briefs
Nothing like pulling down your pants and seeing a one-eyed fright! It’s zombie boxer briefs that are bloody good fun. A crazy, creepy green zombie, with one eye, jumping from your groin. Surrounded by a horde of meat eating…
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Tire Swing Zombie Boy
LOL! Zombies ALWAYS have FUN! And look at this little Zombie Boy, Swinging from a Tire strung up by a Rope… Makes you want to join in and Push! Decorate your Garden or Yard with this Tire Swing Zombie…
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Zombie Hand & Arm Gloves
Love these… For the problem with zombies, you only get a hand, a leg, a limb, a brain… It’s always body parts, here, there, everywhere… It makes costumes rather difficult and distracting. Which is why this hand glove is…
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Remote Control Walking Zombie
“Rawrrrrrrrr!” That’s me… Walking my Pet Zombie all over the place… And it’s easy with this Remote Controlled Zombie Walker. This Dead Dude Walks… err, Stumbles around at your Command. One Push of the Button Activates his Brain and…
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