Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Negans Pancakes Soy Candle
Negan; “Are YOU Negan?”, always Serving Smiley Face Pancakes. In fact, the Entire Walking Dead Universe eats Sorghum Pancakes… Sasha, Gregory, Eugene… What’s the Deal? Easy to Grind from Flour? It’s the Tasty Treat that makes the Whole Warehouse…
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Virus Necklace
Totally Awesome!!!! It’s a Necklace that will really catch some Eyes… And Eye Balls! For it’s a Zombie Virus Pendant that GLOWS IN THE DARK! Beautiful… Featuring a Glass Bottle filled with Dyed Nunn Design Resin that Glows when…
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Zombie Smarts Game
This Game is a Fun way to Learn about the Biggest Threat to our Society… Zombies! Packed with Useful Info and Designed to Teach and at the same time, this Zombie Smarts Game could be the key to your…
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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape
Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Zombie Skin Cell Phone Case
CRAP! This Cell Pone Case is Wicked COOL! Looking like Crazy Bloody Zombie Skin, this Case Cover can be Ordered to Fit ANY Cell Phone! ANY! (iPhone, Samsung, Htc, Xperia etc…) That’s Awesome! So Decorate your Phone with a…
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Creepy Zombie Skull Bookends
If only I had a place to put all my Zombie Books… Oh wait… NOW I DO! For these Two Bookends are right up your Dead Alley. Featuring a Set of Bookends, one half being a Scary Skull, and…
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Zombie Piggy Bank
Fill the Zombie with Coins (Until they Explode!), for it’s a Zombie Piggy Bank that will Encourage Kids to SAVE! Featuring a Colorful Creepy Undead Freaky, this Bank is 100% White Glossy Ceramic, 3.6″ High, 3.2″ Wide, with a…
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