Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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Zombie Brain Candle
This is so Darn Sweet… A Zombie Candle. With Brains. Of course. A Fun Gift for your Undead Friend. A Sweet Sentiment before you Dine on Blood and Guts… A Green Virus Pool Candle Tin, with a Red Ball…
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The Walking Dead Dice Bag
Whether you’re playing a Walking Dead Game, D&D, Zombie Dice, or Whatever… Keep them Safe and Secure in this Lovely and Bloody Walking Dead Dice Bag. Approximately 6″ x 4″, this Fun Bag is Black, Gnarly, Full of Walkers…
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Riot Gear Zombie Action Figure
Straight from the AMC’s The Walking Dead TV Series comes this Bloody Riot Gear Zombie Walker Action Figure. In order to Secure the Prison, Rick and the Group must Dispose of the Walkers. The Riot Gear Zombies, when Paired…
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Daryl Dixon Wings Wallet
Look cool this summer, with a Daryl Dixon Wings Wallet! Featuring a black wallet with pockets, a key chain and a key cover (ear shaped, of course), and the iconic “wings” from Daryl Dixon’s leather coat, make this wallet…
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Zombie Massacre [Blu-ray]
A Top-Secret Bacteriological Weapon Developed by the U.S. Government to Create an Army of Super Soldiers Triggers an Epidemic that turns the Citizens into Mutated Zombies. In an effort to Conceal the Outbreak, a team of Mercenaries is assembled…
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Zombie Fashion Beanie
Okay, Okay, this isn’t officially a “Zombie” Beanie… Blood, Brains, Green Skin… Close enough. It’s a Frankenstein Beanie… Wait, wasn’t he the original Undead? :) Either way, this Creepy Beanie is a Fashion Statement for sure. Sewn, Stitched, a…
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