Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Mail Box
How COOL is this? It’s a 19-inch Durable Steel Mail Box that’s ZOMBIE EDITION! Let the World know that you LOVE Zombies with this Kick Ass Mail Box. Featuring Bloody Hand Prints, Bio-Hazard Logo, Caution: Zombie Crossing, Warning: Please…
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Kung Fu Zombies; 7 Movie DVD
7 MOVIES: Kung Fu Zombie, Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave, Shaolin vs. Evil Dead, Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power, Spirited Killer 2, Spirited Killer 3, and We Are Going To Eat You. It’s the Ultimate Genre Mash-Up…
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Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace
“Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Poster
“What would Marilyn Monroe be doing today if she were alive?” “Clawing on the inside of her Coffin!” :/ What? Too Soon? :) This Marilyn Monroe Poster is unlike any you’ve ever seen… Or hope to see again. It’s…
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Zombie Child Prop
This ain’t no normal Child Zombie Prop… It’s Penny Blake from The Walking Dead! You know, the Governor’s Daughter who he keeps Chained up in his Room and he feeds her Body Parts! YUM! And this Zombie Prop brings…
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Zombie Themed Thank You Notes
Every Kid (Dead or Alive) will Love to get one of these Zombie Themed Thank You Note Cards. Perfect for the Zombie Party Aftermath, these Fun Zombie Infection Signs, with a Green Swirl Background and Tons of Blood Splatters,…
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