Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Manhole Zombie Prop
Screw the Alligators in the Sewers… There’s something else you need to worry about: Zombies! For this Creepy, Frightening Prop is exactly that. A Zombie Crawling up from a Manhole… EGADS! And it’s Scary as Hell. Bony, Bloody, Green…
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Zombie Swamp Man Head on Pedestal
Stick this in the Corner and SCREAMMMMMM! It’s a Crazy Creepy Zombie that’s Frightfully Funny. Featuring a Bust, a Head of an Undead, Shrouded with Swamp Moss and Glistening with Red Glowing Eyes. 21″ Tall Mantle Bust Piece, on…
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Clean Dirty Zombie Dishwasher Magnet
I love it… A Dishwasher Magnet that shows you when the dishes are clean or dirty! ZOMBIE STYLE! For the Clean Side says “Clean, ready to eat again”, and the Dirty Side reads “Dirty with Blood and Brains!” NICE!…
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Video Games Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt
So So True! Ever since DOOM came out, kids all across the World have been Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Slashing, Stabbing, Shooting, Running… It’s all Fun and Games until you Lose an Eye (Sorry Glenn). And now, with…
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Zombies Projector Pen
Michael Anthony “Tony” Moore is an American Comic Book Artist, who helped Create the First Six Issues of The Walking Dead. So there’s no one better to Illustrate a Zombie Pen, than Tony Moore himself. And this Kick Ass…
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Walking Dead Police Tactical Riot Mask
SICK! Talk about a Mask that would Terrify and Intimidate… It’s a Custom Police Tactical Riot Mask that’s Dark and Deadly… Custom Designed with The Walking Dead and Red Silhouettes from the Hit AMC Show, it’s a Thick and…
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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Zombies Sock Monkey
LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a…
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