Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Charm
Nothing makes my Heart Beat more, than the Smell of Rancid Meat… YEAH! And this Very Cool and Creepy Anatomical Heart, makes me Drool indeed. Handmade out of Clay, this Green Zombie Heart is Undead, Decayed, and Perfect for…
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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Creepin It Real Zombie Ring
“HIGH FIVE!” You’ll be able to Slam all those Zombie Hands with this Fun Ring. It’s a Zombie Hand, Green, Bloody and Perfect for Halloween. Featuring a Horrifying Undead Hand, a Plastic Hand with a White Bone sticking out,…
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Zombie Unicorn
LMAO! The Apocalypse wouldn’t be the same without some Undead Unicorns Roaming around. Made from a Horse Model and Sculpted with Different Levels of Decay, this Unique and Custom Unicorn Zombie Prop is made out of Epoxy, Plastic, Paint,…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie Fashion Beanie
Okay, Okay, this isn’t officially a “Zombie” Beanie… Blood, Brains, Green Skin… Close enough. It’s a Frankenstein Beanie… Wait, wasn’t he the original Undead? :) Either way, this Creepy Beanie is a Fashion Statement for sure. Sewn, Stitched, a…
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Zombie Couple Earrings
Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…
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In Search of the Fog Zombie
When Campers arrive at Camp Dakota, rumors start flying. The Fog Zombie is on the Prowl, Moaning and Creeping through the Thick Fog that often settles on the Lake. At first, the Kids don’t believe the rumors—until they Find…
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