Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • Large Zombie Chess Set

    Stunning… I am a sucker for Chess! LOVE IT! Always wanted to collect like 85 different boards, and THIS board, is Beyond Cool! It’s a Zombie Chess Set, featuring Zombies, Undead, Skulls, and Tombstones! AWESOME! Handcrafted, these Pieces are…

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  • Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book

    In the Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book you’ll help Rick, Daryl, Michonne, and Maggie avoid herds of walkers, escape the clutches of the villains you love to hate like the Governor and Negan, and discover the evil that lies at…

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  • Plants vs Zombies Disco Edition

    Get Ready to Soil your Plants in this Limited Edition of Plants vs Zombies! Play Five Game Modes: Adventure Mini-Games Puzzle and Survival plus the Stress-Free Zen Garden. Conquer 50 Levels of Adventure Mode through Day, Night and Fog…

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  • Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine

    Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…

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  • Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies

    Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…

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  • Latex Zombie Vein Prosthetics

    S I C K !!!! It’s something Every Zombie Needs: VEINS! Veins that make your Blood Boil Green… Toxic Veins that Bulge from your Dead Arm and Make you look Utterly Infected. So Dire. So Cool. Featuring 3 Latex…

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  • Zombie Baby Doll Head Planters

    Lovely. Nothing like a Baby Zombie… So Darling, So Small, So Deadly… Especially if you Plant a Venus Flytrap in its Brains… And with these Fun Planter Pot Heads, you can do just that. Zombie Baby Heads, Handcrafted, Molded…

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  • Zombie Window Scene Decoration

    This Zombie Window Poster Decoration is 3’x 5′ and Fits most Windows. Featuring 3 Bloody Zombies that Welcome you Home with Scary Yellow Eyes, and Hands Ready to Grab. Your Neighbors will LOVE you. The Apocalypse is coming… Simply…

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