Dong of the Dead

April 4, 2015

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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    Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…

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  • Bloody Brains Zombie Head Necklace

    LMAO! I don’t know whether to Laugh or to Cry… For this Pendant surely brings Tears to my Eyes! It’s a Zombie Head Necklace that’s Handmade (out of Polymer Clay), Hangs on a 26″ Black Suede Cord, and Features…

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  • Beware Zombies Doormat

    Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…

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  • The Return Of The Living Dead

    Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…

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  • Zombie Jelly Workshop

    Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…

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  • Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee

    “RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such…

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  • Zombie Back Scratcher

    LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten…

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  • The Girl With All the Gifts

    Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…

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