Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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TWD Carl Grimes Pudding Can Tote
LMAO! Most people will have no clue as to why a Pudding Can is featured on a Zombie site… But The Walking Dead Fans will! For it’s Carl Grimes and the Great Chocolate Pudding Eating Episode (Watch on YouTube)….
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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Astro Zombie Pro Skateboard
Talk about getting some Lift… This Skateboard takes it to new Heights: SPACE! It’s a Creepy, Gross Astronaut Zombie (Called Astro Zombie), that makes this Pro Skateboard Fast and Fun. Colorful Graphics, Functional, Up-to-date, and all around Awesome, 7…
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Zombie Skin Cell Phone Case
CRAP! This Cell Pone Case is Wicked COOL! Looking like Crazy Bloody Zombie Skin, this Case Cover can be Ordered to Fit ANY Cell Phone! ANY! (iPhone, Samsung, Htc, Xperia etc…) That’s Awesome! So Decorate your Phone with a…
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The Walking Dead 2017 Wall Calendar
You can’t get a More Appropriate Gift on Christmas for a Zombie Lover, than a 2017 Wall Calendar for The Walking Dead! Featuring Walkers, The Eaters, Biters, & Roamers of AMC’s Walking Dead, you’ll get a Face full of…
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Hollywood Zombies Trading Cards
These Trading Cards Feature Edgy, Laugh-Filled, Provocative Artwork of the Highest Quality… and Celebrities! :) It Capitalizes on the Growing Trend in Parody-Based Humor, like “Britney Speared”, “Paris Hellton”, “Tom Ooze”, and More! Plus, they Glow in the Dark!…
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Walking Dead Magnetic Notice Board
Beautiful! Talk about Sticking it to a Zombie… HA! It’s a “Magnetic” Walking Dead Notice Board, Featuring an Impressive Walking Dead Zombie Horde. 38 x 26 inches, Framed Beech Board with an Entire Magnetic Surface, and Super Strong Magnets…
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Zombie Area Rug Carpet
A W E S O M E !!! It’s 7 x 5 Feet of Pure Zombie Fun. Featuring an Area Rug, 7′ by 5′, adorned with Double Doors, Zombie Hands, and two Cryptic Signs: Do Not Block Doorway, and…
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