Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Walking Dead Pinball Machine
OMG! I’ve Died and Gone to Zombieland… It’s a Pinball Machine that’s Walking Dead! WOW! Inspired by the Hugely Popular AMC Show, this Pinball Machine brings the Hit Series to Life! This Game Features everything Die-Hard Fans would want…
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The Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
UGH! WHY JESUS? The Walking Dead is Killing me with all these Character Deaths. Give it a rest, alright? Sheesh! First Rick, then Maggie (gone), then Jesus… And we only got to see him kick butt once? Man, that…
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Gangsters, Guns And Zombies DVD
What a Sweet Movie! It’s Gangsters, Guns And Zombies… The Plot: One Man sees the Dead Rising up from the Grave and thinks of a Genius Plan; to Make Money! They Drive the Robbery Getaway Van, Deliver Everyone to…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Animated Talking Zombie Prop
This Animated Halloween Prop includes a Frightfully Life-Like Standing, Talking Animatronic Zombie. Green Skin, Splattered with Blood, Moving Limbs and Sounds… YIKES! Better look out, because this Zombie will Frighten your Guests, Friends and Family at your Next Halloween…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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