Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Bloody Severed Hanging Zombie Head
Need a Punching Bag? A Foot Stool? A Bowling Ball? Well this Zombie Head is all you need… Featuring a Dangling Zombie Head, Severed from the Body, Bloody, Screaming and Frightful indeed. With Clenched Eyes, Bloody Lips and Teeth,…
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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal
Beautiful and Bloody! With this Journal you can document the Impending Zombie Outbreak and the Dawn of the Dead in this Ghoulish Journal featuring a Graveyard Corpse making its way toward the Flesh of the Hungry Undead! Post-Apocalyptic Visions…
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Zombie Emotion Ouija Board
Conjure up the Dead… er, UNDEAD, with this Creepy, Cool Ouija Board. It’s a Spirit Board that Features Zombie Emotions (Anger, Concern, Joy, Fear, Distrust), as well as the Usual Numbers, YES, NO, Personal and Subject. It’s a Board…
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Zombie Outbreak Wrist Watch
What time is it? Time to Shoot some Zombies. For this Very Cool and Colorful Wrist Watch is a Zombie Outbreak, for sure. With a Creepy Zombie Target Dead Center, this Fun Zombie Outbreak Response Team Watch is Aimed…
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Silent Hill Zombie Nurse
Holy Creepy Nightmares… WOW! Silent Hill is probably one of the Scariest Undead Movies EVER… Gives me the Chills for sure. And these Zombie Nurses brings it all back home (Or Hell!) Handmade Frightening Nurses that are Covered with…
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Mens Zombie Shoes
LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red…
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