Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • Night of the Living Dead Wall Clock

    It’s TIME… All Hands on the Wall! 4 Hands that is… “RAWRRRR!” With a Zombie Silhouette Hand, the Night of the Living Dead Style, and an Hour Hand, Second Hand and Minute Hand, you’ll always know what Time it…

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  • Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays

    Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…

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  • Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards

    This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…

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  • Negan visits The Shining Poster

    Okay, this is AWESOME! What a great combo; Negan, from The Walking Dead, and Jack Torrance from The Shining. LOVE IT! What a fun gift for any fan of both. Featuring a handmade poster, showing Negan, bloody, breaking down…

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  • The Zombie Pub House

    You know what’s better than a Regular Zombie? A Drunk one… HA! Stumbling all around, Moaning and Groaning, Eating things they shouldn’t… Just like me on New Years! And with this Cute Zombie Pub Decoration Prop, I can relive…

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  • Zombie Straight Razor

    The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…

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  • Unicorns and Zombies Card Game

    Enjoy game night with this new Unicorns and Zombies Card Game. With endless twists and turns, each card has different rules on it. The game is unpredictable which makes it interesting for everyone, even the undead. Which team are…

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  • Michonne Figure

    Awesome! Stand and FIGHT the Walkers with this Bad Ass Figurine… It’s a Highly Detailed, Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Figure of Michonne (Actress Danai Gurira), with her Katana, Sheath, and Interchangeable Arms. Plant this Expert Sword-Wielder on your…

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