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Zombie Christmas Greeting Cards
I LOVE IT! And I’d love to get these in the mail instead of the “Normal” Boring Christmas Cards. These are Zombie Christmas Cards and will make any Zombie Fan Laugh! You get a Box of 12 Greeting Cards…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Z-Day WW2 Print
Remember that iconic picture of a World War II sailor grabbing and kissing a nurse in a 1945 photo on V-Day (called “THE KISS”)? Well, now it’s gone Viral and Undead, for this reincarnated pic is Z-Day; Zombie Style!…
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Music For Zombies
This Mystery De-Composer is known for his Unknown Decompositions: Zombie Sonata, Flowers Of Evil, Hypnotique, Spirit Symphony, Carnival Of Souls, Tombs Egyptian, Zombie Suite – 1st Movement, 2nd Movement, 3rd Movement… It’s a Monster Bash with some Undead Friends….
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Zombie Morphsuit Costume
What a Crazy Costume… Talk about a Nightmare. It’s a One-Piece Morphsuit that’s made out of Polyester and Elastane… and it will put the Fright in Halloween. Looking like a Stitched Dead Body (Frankenstein), it’s a Weird Mixture of…
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Zombie Coloring Book 1
Well if this isn’t the Best Zombie Valentine’s Day Gift (other than Brains), I don’t know what is. For it’s a Zombie Coloring Book that’s Perfect for your Undead Cupid Friend. Full of Fun Loving Zombies, Bloody Hearts, Weapons,…
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Zombie Foot Shoe Covers
HA! Look like a Zombie Everyday with these Fun Bloody Shoe Covers that look just like Real Zombie’s Feet! Gnarly! These Covers slip on over your own Shoes and transforms your Attire into DIRE! It’s the Ten Second Disguise…