Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….

Oh yeah… This Zombie Bead is Perfect for your Paracord Bracelet (And if you don’t have a Paracord Bracelet, go HERE and Buy yourself a Cool Paracord Bracelet Kit). You can put this Very Cool and Creepy Hungry Zombie…

Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…

There isn’t a more iconic line in all of zombie media, then “THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!” A line spoken by Russell Streiner as Johnny from the Night of the Living Dead (1968). Johnny : [in a creepy…

Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…

Look, if you’ve got to wear a face mask, you should at least wear one in style. ZOMBIE STYLE! These great looking printed face masks not only are frightfully fun, but actually work as well. They’ll keep the walkers…

This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…

This MUG is So Bad Ass… It’s the Daryl Dixon Mug with the Handle in the Shape of a Crossbow that reads “If Daryl Dies We Riot!” And only TRUE Walking Dead Fans will know exactly what that means….