Zombie Alert
LOL! I NEED THIS… It’s a Zombie Alert Button that “Alerts” Everyone that the Zombie Apocalypse has begun… The Hilarious Phrases Include: “Zombie Alert! Zombie Alert!”, “Zombie Detected in Premises!”, “Attention: Zombies Ahead!”, “Warning! You have been Exposed to the Virus!”, “Proceed to Quarantine!”, and “All Infected Persons must be Terminated!” AWESOME GOOD FUN! :)
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Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Zombie Candy Gummy Brains
Yum Yum in my Tum… It’s Gummy Brains, Perfect for the Undead (and Kids, of course). Fun, Tender, Multi-Colored Brain Shaped Gummy Party Favors, with Realistic Grooves that are Cherry Goo Jelly Filled (wait, that’s not Bloody Brains?). Containing…
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Walking Dead-Makeup Kit
Want to look like a Walker from The Walking Dead? Now you can with this Officially-Licensed Walker Makeup Kit. This Kit is the Simplest way to give yourself the Color Tone Hues of the Walking Dead. Each Color is…
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Zombies That Ate Christmas
Sweet… It’s the Zombies that Ate Christmas Coloring Book and it’s right up my Christmas Alley. Featuring Fun Zombies that you can Color any Crayon in the Box, it’s Festive, Darling, and Perfect for any Walking Dead, Undead, or…
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Green Zombie Bobblehead
“Do you want some Brains?” (The Bobblehead Nods Yes) “Do you want a Tic Tac?” (The Bobblehead Bites my Arm…) Well, that Escalated Quickly! But with this Fun Green Undead Foe, everything’s a Nod, a Bounce, or Twist, for…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Funny Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt
Oh this Shirt is Awesome… Such a Funny T-Shirt for Halloween. It’s the Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt, Featuring a Hilarious Green Undead Dabbing, of course. Bloody, Ripped Shirt, Torn Jeans, one Tennis Shoe… Printed on a Variety of T-Shirt Colors:…
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