Zombie Killing Shoes
Once you own these Shoes, people will know exactly what to make of you – Bold, Brave, and Cool under Pressure with a Touch of Heart and a Splash of Crazy – you are a Slayer of the Undead. A Zombie KILLER! Like Uncle Ben said in the Movie The Goonies “With Great Shoes Comes Great Responsibility!” HA! Commercial-Grade Print Cotton Canvas Sneakers with a Vulcanized Rubber Sole, Sizes 4, 5 and 9. Sweet! Now, time to KICK SOME ASS!
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Zombie Attack Costume Shirt
RAD! This Zombie Attack Shirt kicks ASS! Really… What an Easy, Fun, Creepy, Cool Costume. It’s a Rotten, Bloody, Zombie Arm that you attach to your Body… It dangles down from a Bloody White Shirt with the Sleeve Ripped…
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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The Walking Dead 2019 Wall Calendar
Well Crap. 2019 is Coming and all my Friends are Dead: Rick, Maggie… Well, actually Not Dead Yet! Kind of like The Walking Dead Series. Eh? Slugging alone, Killing off everyone that’s good and leaving us with Eugene (can…
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Aquabot Zombie
Now these are COOL! You’ve probably seen the Air Swimmers before… the Remote Control Sharks that Swim through the Air… Well, now the game has CHANGED… Introducing ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! Air Swimming Sharks that are Zombified and Look Bad…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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Zombie Kill Headbands
Oh Boy… Lesson learned. Do Not Run with Scissors… Or a Saw, or an Axe, or a Cleaver… For those Suckers HURT! Not that it matters much, for you’re a Walking Dead and the only thing on your mind,…
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Wooden Zombie Bookends
Okay, these are KICK-ASS! They’re Zombie Bookends that are Handmade, Incredibly Detailed and FUN! Featuring a Zombie, Reaching out, Crawling out of your Bookcase… Made out of Natural Wood, Approximately 5″x6″x7″ each. Each you say? Oh yeah, for the…
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Zombie Couple Throw Pillow
Lay your Head on the Dead and Sleep Deeply. For it’s a Throw Pillow that’s Perfect for the Walkers, Talkers, and Moaners. A Fun Pillow that’s 18″ x 18″, made out of 100% Pre-Shrunk Polyester Case Moisture-Wicking Fabric with…
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