Zombie Killing Shoes
Once you own these Shoes, people will know exactly what to make of you – Bold, Brave, and Cool under Pressure with a Touch of Heart and a Splash of Crazy – you are a Slayer of the Undead. A Zombie KILLER! Like Uncle Ben said in the Movie The Goonies “With Great Shoes Comes Great Responsibility!” HA! Commercial-Grade Print Cotton Canvas Sneakers with a Vulcanized Rubber Sole, Sizes 4, 5 and 9. Sweet! Now, time to KICK SOME ASS!
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder
Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…
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Zombie Halloween Dog Costume
OH MY GOD… This costume KILLS me. It’s a dog costume, that’s a hilarious zombie and will turn your pooch UNDEAD! How FUN! A handmade costume that’s created for extra small dogs (costumes are hard to find for tiny…
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Green Zombie Bike Gloves
Toxic Green Virus Zombie Hands… Gotta have em. And with these Very Cool Zombie Gloves, you can Dig out those Bloody Brains without getting your Fingers Wet. Sweet! Great Gloves Perfect for all Sorts of Activities: Gardening, Bike Riding,…
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Zombie Movie Kit
Create Movie Magic with your very own Zombie Film Studio Kit! Each Kit Contains a Film Backdrop and all the Characters and Props you need in order to make your own Cinematic Masterpiece. Once you’ve come up with a…
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Daryl and Rick Holding Rears Photo
LOL I LOVE this! And Apparently, so does Daryl and Rick! It’s a Photo of Daryl Dixon and Rick Grimes from the AMC Show, The Walking Dead. And YES, they’re Holding each other’s REARS! Too Awesome! Butt Grabbing while…
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Dead Panic Board Game
Put your Zombie Apocalypse Team to the Test with this Cooperative Fun Board Game. Choose a Character and make your Stand in a Remote Cabin in the Center of the Board, against Waves of Undead that close in from…
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Edible Zombie Fingers
SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds,…
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