How To Speak Zombie

In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!

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  • Zombie Brain Necklace

    Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…

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  • Zombie Fingers Bookmark

    The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…

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  • Zombie Guitar Hanger

    So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…

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  • Zombie Hand Toilet Topper

    Oh Crap… That’s the last thing I want to see before I take a Dump… A Zombie Crawling outta the Toilet! HA! Get away from me! This Creepy Zombie Hand is so Real Looking it’s Fright-Full. The Art Work…

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  • Zombie Sleep Mask

    When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…

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  • Osombie DVD

    Dusty is on a Desperate Mission to Rescue her Brother, a Conspiracy Theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still Alive! In Afghanistan, she falls in with a Team of Special Forces Soldiers on a Secret Assignment. When…

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  • Redneck Zombie Jokes

    LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…

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  • Zombie Face Cookie Cutter Set

    Have FUN at your next Party with this set of Zombie Cookie Cutters… Make Cool Zombie Faces with these Plastic (Hand Wash ONLY) Pieces and Parts of Zombie Heads, Eyes, Mouth and Hair… Talk about a SCARE! Plus, you…

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