How To Speak Zombie

In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!

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  • Zombie Wrap Sleeveless T-Shirt

    Now that Summer is here, it’s time to show off those Guns! Zombie Killing Guns! And with this Creepy, Crazy T-Shirt, it’s all that in a Bloody Handbag. It’s a Torn Sleeveless Muscle T-Shirt, that’s Gory and Grand. Featuring…

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  • Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm

    Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…

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  • Call of Duty Mob Of The Dead

    The Eerie Silence of Alcatraz is Broken by a Zombie Infestation in Mob of the Dead. With a Highly Detailed, Two-Level Buildable Prison Structure, this Kit Features Four Prison Cells, Remnants of a Cafeteria, a Decrepit Staircase and Loads…

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  • One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener

    HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features…

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  • Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food

    Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…

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  • Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds

    Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…

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  • Zombie Solar Powered Lamp

    This is COOL! It’s a Solar Powered Garden Light Lamp that’s a Zombie Rising from the Dead! SWEET! After Years Spent in the Cold Dark Ground, this Emerging Gruesome Garden Guest Casts an Eerie Light over his Shadowy Surroundings…

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  • Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit

    Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…

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