Did you know that there really is a Zombie Outbreak Response Team? It’s TRUE! Called U.S.Z.O.R.T. this Team is made up of 50 Units that Operate all over the U.S. and other Countries, Training, Preparing and Waiting for the…

I may need this when the Zombie Horde comes for me… Or if Negan shows up at my door! It’s The Walking Dead Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit, and it contains some Incredible Goods: First, it’s a Custom Wide Mouth…

What a great again t-shirt… Featuring a zombie Donald Trump on a unisex heavy cotton tee. T-shirt comes in many colors to choose from: black, antique orange, dark chocolate, sport grey, cardinal red, cobalt, and forest green. Sizes range…

This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…

Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

Just what we need; to be Drunk during the Apocalypse. Can you imagine? Roaming around, Falling over Things, Groaning, Eyes Glazed over, Hungry… Oh wait… Well, now you can have FUN and Drink with this Hilarious Game that Demands…

Very very cool… I have always been a big fan of marionettes, they make them move so real, it’s creepy. Add this to your dreams, and you’ll get a nightmare for sure. It’s a zombie marionette, that’s green, fun,…

LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…