Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to Stock them up for New Years, and the Zombie Apocalypse, of course. Dip in, Munch, they’re Bloody Good FUN!
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Couple Throw Pillow
Lay your Head on the Dead and Sleep Deeply. For it’s a Throw Pillow that’s Perfect for the Walkers, Talkers, and Moaners. A Fun Pillow that’s 18″ x 18″, made out of 100% Pre-Shrunk Polyester Case Moisture-Wicking Fabric with…
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Zombie Art Deco Tool Box
This Zombie Tool Box is Absolutely Unique and Exclusive. Featuring a 16-inch Durable Steel Tool Box that’s Rugged, End Capped for Greater Strength, Hosting a Nickel-Plated Steel Latch and Hinge for Added Security, a Full Length Tote Tray, and…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Death Zombie Bloody Horror Mask
What the Heck? This Mask is Definitely a HORROR FILM indeed… Talk about Scary. It’s a Zombie Clown, Freak, Bloody Mess, FRIGHTMARE, that’s Latex, White, Red, and Something Totally DEAD. But hey, at least it’s Environmental and Non-Toxic. Comfortable…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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