Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical Retelling of the Resurrection. A Celebration of the Faithful as they Feast upon the Souls of the Damned. Fun, eh? Beautifully Illustrated, it certainly makes a Great Easter Read!
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Zombie Cupcake Charm
LOL! Creepy Cupcake Alert! Who doesn’t LOVE Cupcakes? No matter how Grotesque they might be… And this Cupcake… Well, takes the Cake! It’s UGLYYYY! Looking like a Cupcake with a Hideous Zombie Eyeball, this Fun Food Charm is made…
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Zombie Coloring Book
I believe when you’re coloring Zombies, you only need two colors: RED AND RED! Right? Well, you’ll need lots of Fun Bloody Colors when you Color this Crazy Zombie Coloring Book. For these Illustrated Zombie Designs will provide Hours…
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3 Zombie Pathway Markers
Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…
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Vegan Zombie Kitchen Towel
LOL This is something you don’t see every day… A VEGAN ZOMBIE! HA! These very Cute Kitchen or Bath Hand Towels are Vegan Style with a Gory Zombie Screaming out “GRAINS” instead of “Brains”. Fun, Attractive Zombie Prop that…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Xbox One Controller Zombie Skin
Looking for a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan? Well, this Sticker Skin for the Xbox One might just be the Bloody Thing you’re looking for. Super-High Res Graphics Printed with an Ultra High Gloss Finish, helps Protect it…
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Zombie Santa Head in a Jar
“I Saw Mommy Decapitating Santa Claus” LMAO! Well… it’s Saint Nick like you’ve never seen him before… Decapitated! A Lovely Santa Christmas Prop that you can set out on the Counter, Under the Tree, or stick it in the…
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Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…
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